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@FFSBertie

It’s all very scary, just blame the other Bertie dog. If you don’t like swearing then you’d better fuck off now. Got @bossingbertie making my life miserable

Cowering in the corner Katılım Mayıs 2018
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
Thank you @Ringtons We’re still totally taking credit for the idea though. 😆
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Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴
Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴@BonesNorah·
@FFSBertie I’m on my way. I’ve called an uber. Can’t be dealing with pubic transport. I’ve been dunked in a paddling pool this afternoon and now I have legionnaires 🙄
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Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴
Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴@BonesNorah·
We have a reduced staff rota today and brekkie was late, the toast was burnt, the beds have yet to be made and to top it off we are being corralled in a chilly darkened room. For our wellbeing apparently. KSAKE
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
@BonesNorah Train ticket to Manchester and I’ll meet you at the station.
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
Someone is hoping for elevenses… or for #Torchboy to mysteriously fall backwards to the ground. She never learns. 😆
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
@Kriskirb No, I got called names and told not to be so soft. 🥲
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Christina Kirby
Christina Kirby@Kriskirb·
@FFSBertie 🤣😂 well, what a brave thing you are. Hope you got treats and a paw rub
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
Nothing like a GSOD in the garden at 7am to get everyone awake. 😏
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DG@DGsighthound·
@FFSBertie Gets the ❤️ pumping 💯
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
@GreytHounds99 They think I stood on a stone, but I’m not telling them. Where’s the fun in that?!
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
@Kriskirb No, they think I stood on a stone, but I’m not telling them. Where’s the fun in that?!
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
Olympic synchronised roaching. Mixed doubles.
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
En…grrrr…land
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Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴
Dr P has left the building and Desmond is crying at the window. I have taken up residence on the sofa in the hound propagation room. I have the fan on, the sunshine & a supply of water. Not yer average horticulturalist.
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
Me & Mavis are totally taking the credit for this after our conversation last year! Just have to the get humans to buy us one each instead of having one to share. 😆 @Ringtons
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Emma-Claire Wilson
Emma-Claire Wilson@ECWilsonWriter·
Q: for all Do you know who "Muttley" is and if I said someone 'Muttle-style' laugh, would you know what that meant... If so, could you please let me know if you are in the 20-30, 30-40, 40-50, 50-60 age rage... It's for a thing... 😉 #AmEditing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
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FFSBertie@FFSBertie·
@Peachey_Digger Ahh, I see the mistake you made there. A. They actually remembered B. They actually care. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Natascha@Peachey_Digger·
@FFSBertie Happy Gotcha Day, Bertie. Hope you have a good one with lots of treats🦴🌭🍗😘
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Norah Bones 🍖🦴🍗🦴
Desmond also loves Lurch very much but not half as much as Lurch loves Lurch 🤣❤️
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