Full-Frontal Nerdity

@MaryLTrump @bryanbehar

If you do one thing today get out and #VoteKamala. If you already did, please reply with photos!

Let's make this return to Standard Time our last clock change. PERMANENT STANDARD TIME!

I’ve watched my parents and my friends have their lives upended by having to make ends meet when caring for their parents. So, when @KamalaHarris proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care, I felt it was a game changer.

WEST COAST, BEST COAST. #WORLDSERIES

Priorities ✔️

Governing any group of humans is a tall, tall order indeed. Downright altitudinous. And we’ll never be done improving our system and our policies, “in order to form a more perfect union." So we all have a responsibility to get off our substantial American cabooses and vote! Make a plan to vote: Vote.org Make calls to urge others to vote: go.kamalaharris.com/calls Find events near you to volunteer: go.KamalaHarris.com Video: youtu.be/PsiYrT137ig All streaming platforms: orcd.co/youbettervote

Loved her so much.

@DanStrafford Agreed - it was pretty bad. (Says the Dodger fan.) He's had a few doozies tonight!

“If I were the paper (@washingtonpost ), I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections & want to keep having them.” shorturl.at/cz6wR

What arrogance to imagine that you, as a male voter, care more for a woman's pregnancy and child than she does. It would rip the breath from your body to feel as she does. But unfortunately the mood that inspires the urge to control is not only arrogance. It is also anger.

Holy…Listen to every word. This is exactly right. White men: start handling your boys. (If you are offended by this, you might be the problem.)

NEW AD: It’s Philly vs. Trump. Airing during the Eagles game today.

I keep hearing that I shouldn’t let politics interfere with friendships. Motherfucker, if you think 11 million immigrants need to be rounded up and put in camps, we are not going to be friends.

Libertarians: if this is not a five-alarm fire for you then what is?

FREDDIE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM ON REPEAT. #WORLDSERIES

That poor man threw 2 pitches. First, he was a hero. Then, he was not. #WorldSeries #Dodgers

free books for Freddie Freeman for life 📚

I guess one upside is that every newspaper that isn’t run by a complicit sack of shit is getting a lot of attention for not being cowards.

Tapper: Let’s show an example of Harris doing exactly what McConnell and Johnson are taking issue with. Tapper: I'm sorry control room. That was actually Donald Trump calling Kamala Harris a fascist