Tabby

@MichaelBensonn @nypost All staged. This is just the boxing equivalent to WWE. If you think otherwise then you are delusional.

@bootlegger1974 Happy birthday Captain. Here’s to another 50 years on planet earth.

Thank you all for the pleasantries I am indeed honoured enjoy this fine day of rest 🍺

@bootlegger1974 Hopefully it pumps some money into the club and helps promote the league. Same for shamrock Rovers over in Ireland.

@bootlegger1974 You gonna be supporting TNS in the UEFA conference league Captain? They are flying the flag for wales in Europe..

The new champions league format is a load of absolute crap what the fuck is wrong with them constantly changing things it’s all about the money and ducker cares about the honey anymore the game is gone

@racingblogger -Tickets £1000 for 4 days. -hotel £1200 -trains £220 -uber £170 -drink £875 -food £270 -brass’s £900 -powder £800 Total 🟰 skint.

🚨 Total Cost of attending The Royal Ascot meeting for four days: Tuesday to Friday with three nights accommodation. - Tickets for four days £700 - Airbnb £300 - Hotel £349 - Petrol £60 - Taxi £160 - Food £325 - Alcohol £1350 (Yes that bottle cost £875) 🤣😭 - Miscellaneous £250 - Total cost: £2,794 🏇 What did it cost you to attend Royal Ascot with accommodation and tickets..? #RoyalAscot 🇬🇧 🏇 🍾

@bootlegger1974 It’s the Welsh David ginola. Have a good one captain.

Let the good times rock and roll lads

@bootlegger1974 Jesus Christ captain. You look like something out off Michael Jackson’s thriller.

10 years ago I was a run lad ten years later I wish I’d of known then what I know now 👌mistakes can be made lads but learn by the duckers Go Well

@ImpressionistAL We’re not even that good!!

We're an embarrassment.

@olorife @fesshole Skvsl I’m lll g

@fesshole It happened again ... Meaning it has been happening??

I once had a foursome with three girls. While still in bed, in the morning, the boyfriend of one of the girls called to ask where she was. She said "sorry, it's happened again." We could hear him sobbing. I felt terrible….briefly.

@revmatthewstaf1 Unbelievable 🤬

Our Milburga Apple Tree planted to mark the Queen's Platinum Jubilee has been stollen from the churchyard. If the thief's were that desperate for our tree, we would have purchased them one. Hugely upsetting and very disrespectful to the memory of Her Late Majesty.

@FootyAccums Mike Bassett

If Gareth Southgate does leave the England job, what realistic replacement do you want?

⁦@OfficialPDC⁩ ⁦@shaunpryce⁩ ⁦@EnvisionH⁩

@Godskitchen 2004,2005,2006. Cloud 9 camping was a god send.

What years did you party with us at Global Gathering? 🎏

@TheSullis Usually Full of Eastern Europeans wearing Lonsdale trainers and everlast trackies.

Luton is some shit hole tbf. The airport is like something in Chernobyl

@iamtomskinner Blazin’ squad reunion

Stag doo is starting. Few of the boys. Meeting more in the city. Let’s go 🍺

@ConstellationTN first pint of the season

@Georgewall89 That feeling at 6pm on a Sunday evening when you realise you ain’t got work in the morning. Priceless.

Mondays off work are the MVP off life

@bootlegger1974 @kevinphinn1 Channel 5 captain. The good, the bad and the ugly

@kevinphinn1 I wish I was on a bank holiday weekend pal I’ll be up late tonight watching a western

Ducking fuming flamethrower’s been to pick the curry up and the barsteward’’a bit put the poppadoms in all I’m getting is you pick the ducker up next time 🔥

If your that person that’s woke up at 5am on a Saturday morning to queue for fuel when you don’t need it, then your a complete utter nob head.