Iced Tea (parody)

@3YearLetterman @Vision4theBlind So you're just straight up lying now huh? Mmkay

Sometimes I take a little pack of mayonnaise and squirt it in my mouth, and then I'll take an egg and kind of swish it around in there.

@GNDiscography What's a Milkweg? Is it some sort of animal?

#GaryNuman Diaries 📒 The Intruder tour started its mainland European leg at the Amsterdam Melkweg on this day 2022. #setlist numandiscography.co.uk/htdocs/concert…

I started feeling dizzy, so I checked my blood pressure and it was normal. I was still concerned about why I might be feeling disoriented. Then my legs started feeling weird too. Stroke? I realized I smoked weed about 20 minutes earlier and forgot. Anyway, rates are going up.

@JForwardFilms @KojaksGhost @Lady_FanAccount Kojak is a high T alpha male. He has balls bigger than basketballs.

@KojaksGhost @Lady_FanAccount Go away, bot.

The famous line "Annie, are you OK?" It came straight from a CPR class that Michael Jackson took: "Annie" is the name of the cardiopulmonary resuscitation training doll (Resusci Anne), and students learn to ask exactly that to check if the victim is conscious. Smooth Criminal peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100 (peak on January 14, 1989), #8 on the UK Singles Chart, #2 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, and was #1 in the Netherlands, Spain, Belgium and Iceland.

@TheRicanMemes @realDonaldTrump Dude stole your content and you still lick his boots.

@realDonaldTrump 🫡 🇺🇸 Love when my president posts one of my bangers. 🔥😂

@vonnegutguru @nypost Correct. And yes it’s couture sweetie.

Phil Collins still has dignity and standards, unlike others such as David Lee Roth, AC/DC and Paul McCartney.

@PhilCollinsFeed @BBCBreakfast @BBCNews I'm glad Phil Collins still has dignity and standards.

Phil chatted with Charlotte Gallagher this morning on @BBCBreakfast, discussing his Rock Hall induction, Live Aid memories and more. The full interview is available to watch on BBC Breakfast and @BBCNews today.

You Are Not Alone. Vote Spencer Pratt.

@anarchismo @MayeAswell @2manyjoshes Lotta weirdos on Twitter.

@FINALLEVER @MayeAswell @2manyjoshes My thoughts exactly. 🤣

Marijuana is causing problems just like it did when some states legalized it back in the 70s. It often calms people when they use it, but the flip side is anger, irritability, aggression & erratic behavior when it wears off, and that can linger for weeks. Illegalize weed.

@MayeAswell @anarchismo @2manyjoshes

@anarchismo @2manyjoshes

@anarchismo @2manyjoshes

@2manyjoshes It’s a non toxic plant. Get a life.

@ScaryTerryWeed @2manyjoshes Weed makes you stupid, and your living proof.

@2manyjoshes A pathetic attempt at reefer madness #Sad

@lsedd @2manyjoshes @mattvanswol

@2manyjoshes @mattvanswol *you're

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! Panic is ensuing in Fredericksburg, VA after a man in a PINK PANTHER COSTUME tried to abduct MULTIPLE CHILDREN from a school bus stop in BROAD DAYLIGHT! Four kids got off of a bus where a man in a pink costume was waiting across the street. When the bus drove away, he crossed the street and started CHASING all four kids and GRABBED the smallest girl. Her sister pulled her free and then a passing car scared him off. The kids saw his face through a tear in the costume and they believe him to be a male with facial hair, and a tan complexion. ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!!!

Jump was Christopher Cross' best song.

I hope it has "REO Speedwagon" carved on it somewhere.

@itspetergabriel This is a great callback to your Dark Side of the Moon album. 🔥

The Dark-Side Mix of 'Won't Stand Down' is out now. Listen here: lnk.to/PGS39 "I wanted the emotion to be up and positive, even though the subject is quite difficult and dark." - pg

@TheCensoredRock Just be thankful it wasn't Sandy Hook.

@FINALLEVER Koufax

“Now have Sandy show up in a slutty outfit while she’s smoking a cigarette”