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if you eat bbq wings you’ll eat dead people

@_heral_fog Spiritual and normal cuck

good morning

Morgan Wallen fan accused of peeing on family during Baltimore concert trib.al/Omlto7Y

Insanity is stored in the tits, moreover, the autism is stored in the ass

my grandma hit a clip on candy crush

Why does everybody with a Toronto accent sound gay

@Nascarfan1120 @Tomasbmz5 @GarlicCorgi Is he wrong though? There was much less of a celebration nationwide than expected

@Tomasbmz5 @GarlicCorgi Only brainwashed 16 year olds would say something so fucking stupid

Man that 250th anniversary came and fucking went huh lol

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

Elon Musk surprised his SpaceX team by showing up while they were live for Starship Flight 11, their faces say it all 😂

@AllCopsMustDie Don’t fucking play around like that

I'm at my girlfriends grandma house and I'm breaking everything I can because I just found out chum lee died

MSG is using a surveillance database to keep tabs on artists’ sexual orientation, including Phoebe Bridgers and Geese’s Emily Green’s, while flagging rappers like Freddie Gibbs and Lil Jon as a “high risk” pitchfork.com/story/madison-…

this is a title most men would die for

@jack15032 Need a print of this asap

Moments before Contact

I went body for body with this guy in an airport bathroom last Christmas during a layover. Say what you want about how he looks, he hit me so hard in the ribs once that my knees buckled. We still text each other about it to this day

@EpicMasterChief SLAMMED

Having fun playing with your dolls?

@younotd3adass Rasssclaaaatttt

@FITE4RITE2PRTY My fault you right these tripe shorts

Ballsack jorts