Kevin Ryan

@jeffpads10 Ferry after his first sip of said liquor

@BarstoolHubbs Update: we’re not

I’m sure Phillies fans will handle this well twitter.com/MrMatthewCFB/s…

@VivaLaStool @NjTank99 Frank out there doin his best carson wentz impression

WHERE WAS @NjTank99’s BLOCKING??

@TheClemReport But not before he taught the kid that styx was one of the greatest American rock bands, and that they only got a bad rap because most critics are cyclical assholes

People forget Jon Stewart got a chick pregnant in Toronto then had Adam Sandler raise his kid before child services took him away

@DanaBeers_ “That one touched the ground. That one touched the ground!”

Not as impressive as Frankenstein hitting the ground with his spit after eating 30 packets of ketchup in Big Daddy

@JackThompson23 Assault.

@JackThompson23 you stink at sports

@JackThompson23 i wish there was a dislike button :/

@kelseylong819 It’s the trash bag booties for me

Also felt like a great day to bring this to light again

@BarstoolJoes @Matt_Ferry1 @aronky9

@KFCradio @iamgreenfield

Sat next to Doug Collins in the Philly airport in July 2012 and talked about how I was a fan of Nikola Vučević and liked their recent draft pick (Moe Harkless)...a month later they were traded for a certain 7 ft tall bowler who won’t be named

@mitchmac64 I’m jealous

Lmao at 9% body fat

@DanaB_Number3 Other than letting Julian become the smelly kid in class, sonny was an A+ dad

In your experience was Sonny a good parent to Julian? Why yes, they make a terrific pair. Like lamb and tuna fish

@Mathu4wrist Good Luck, Fr. Morrest. Senior Year AP Calc and your terrible, horrible, no good, very bad math puns will forever haunt my dreams...and for that, I Thank You

@mitchmac64 I’ll take all your animal cracker packages plz

New packaging! Much better :)

@mitchmac64 I’m starting to think you missed out the wrong house lol

@appleJackerz @CauseWereGuys poor architecture