FutureKingsofNowhere

@gwendolyn1117 Hey thanks! Also sorry. That’s not a very happy theme song. I want someone to write “Everybody Loved Me and Things Worked Out Great” so you can have that as a theme song instead.

@FKoN I want you to know your song, “Like a staring contest” is the theme song of my fucking life, and I just felt like I wanted to thank you for writing it.

@JakeBlack77CA Culture Lag. We started, pandemic shut us down. Started back up over the summer. New Wave Pandemic shut us back down. Hoping to try again when this wave dies.

@tcalvin93 @ReelBigHayden Oh man, this is my favorite thing. Send us a pic if you do.

@tcalvin93 Also, tbh, 13k monthly listeners is so much more than I thought this band would ever get. But I appreciate you wanting to spread the love.

@tcalvin93 Shhh - it’s like a secret club. If word gets out, it could ruin things.

@MakeItUnclear 😢

when I lived in chapel hill, my favorite local band was @FKoN. I remember watching shayne do a solo set that featured a particularly touching song about charles grodin. today, with mr. grodin sadly passing, why not give it a listen? fkon.bandcamp.com/track/charles-…

RIP, sir fkon.bandcamp.com/track/charles-…

The show is nearly upon us. 8 Eastern tonight. facebook.com/events/s/ep-84…

Hey folks! I'll be playing a Facebook Live show this weekend as a fundraiser for protester legal funds. I hope you can make it. facebook.com/events/4788545…

@SnackCabinetG Aw, I don’t want you to die.

Hmm. I may need to retract my former statement about there not being actual Vikings at the show on Saturday: instagram.com/p/BwNDerHnBlT

@rharran @motorcomh @HNMtF @GOWN_ROCKS @solarhalos @pinkflag @DryHeathens @thebeastmusic @K9HeartSounds 2nd to last. I’ve heard 10-ish but I’m not sure.

@FKoN @motorcomh @HNMtF @GOWN_ROCKS @solarhalos @pinkflag @DryHeathens @thebeastmusic @K9HeartSounds What time are you playing?

Alright folks, you have a week left to prepare yourselves for VIKING STORM - 4/20 at @motorcomh - with @HNMtF, @FKoN, Tooth (too cool for twitter), @GOWN_ROCKS, @solarhalos, @pinkflag, @DryHeathens, @thebeastmusic, and @K9HeartSounds! So much rock, so few actual vikings. cu there

Hi friends! We will be rocking hometown Durham in April. Hope to see you there! motorcomusic.com/event/1828708-…

I hope to see you folks at Kings tonight in Raleigh! It’s been a while - please come say hi.

In anticipation of our show at Kings on Feb. 3rd, we are releasing our first new song in 6 years! Check it out here, and come see us play it live in Raleigh: fkon.bandcamp.com/track/guilt

@Lazlo_BUR you have it always and forever.

Really, Though: @piepushers to Open Brick-and-Morter Restaurant over @thepinhook in #Durham buff.ly/1TpDhKB