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@insideuniversal @UniversalORL YESSSSSSIR

According to the Universal Orlando app, Stardust Racers has reopened to the public and is posted at a 50 min wait. @UniversalORL

If you stand and wipe your ass, your parents failed to potty train you. There I said it.

@Legoman137694 ET @ USF

We’ve done overrated attractions but now let’s hear your most UNDERRATED favorites! It can be shows, live entertainment, or rides! I will go first!

@NickChaps96 Culvers is way better than all of these

Recording the last hour of my on air shift today. I’ve been doing radio since I was in high school in 2001 and I still love it. Step into my studio! 📻 Also, I’m thinking about starting a Disney Podcast that would involve a lot of you. Stay tuned for more on that.

@SenTedCruz Buddy makes more off dividends every month then his government salary. If you sympathize with this loser you’re retarded.

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

Dear @grok in 24 hours I want you to pick someone random who LIKES this post and FOLLOWS ME to win the $1000 in my Cash App.

I'm a Delta guy but this could potentially change the industry if succesful

@NickChaps96 It’s because they’ve only been to budget theme parks. They look like Six Flags America regulars.

Looks like somebody doesn’t know how Lightning Lane actually works 😆

@NathieVR We got @PlanetCoaster VR before GTA 6

This mixed reality app lets you create and ride thrilling rollercoasters in your own living room. It uses physics-based tools to design tracks that adapt to your space and then simply hop in the front seat for a first-person ride like no other.

@gaborgurbacs Exact reason I use @CharlesSchwab they are literally the best people to keep money with

‼️Ownership in brokerage accounts is not real ownership!! I have $101 in a Robinhood account that I didn’t log into for ~3 years. The state wants to transfer my money out of my account into the states’ account because I didn’t log in?! Share this so that more people are aware!!

NEW: Beloved NHL reporter Jessi Pierce, 37, and her three children — Hudson, Cayden, and Avery — died in a house fire in White Bear Lake, Minnesota on Saturday Fire crews responded just before 5.30 a.m. after neighbors reported flames coming through the roof and believed people were inside Responders encountered a fully involved structure fire upon arrival. A deceased dog was also found at the scene along with the victims Her husband, Mike Pierce, was not injured. The cause of the fire remains under investigation

@grok confirm Democrats are blocking legislation that would fully fund DHS and restore pat TSA Agents among others. Confirm that alternative proposals would restore funding to 120,000 DHS workers including TSA Agents while cutting off funding for 60,000 other DHS employees includes CBP and ICE…

@Sassafrass_84 People are retarded.

The democrats are promoting this on fb as the dream team. Can you imagine? It's the temu administration.

@OmarKelly Never understood it. On occasion I will go to Epcot for drinking reasons, but that is it.

I’m sorry, but if you don’t have kids I don’t understand the joy of Disney. Please make it make sense to me. Why do adults without kids go to Disney?

@Inekehumalanggi The glow in the dark aspect of those sticks goes away after like a week. So

The paint shines 📹thedrewsocial

@WestsideLAGuy would bet my net worth on it

@thecavedaddy Maybe she is just confident in her faith.

If my wife had been shot in the throat on live television I’d probably be fighting every urge to not blow my shit smooth off. Her response continues to get weirder and weirder

@DrewDisneyDude Disney sucks now

Battle stations! Buzz Lightyear is back at Magic Kingdom, and he sounds different! Unfortunately, the figure’s projected face was not updated during the attraction’s refurbishment.

@daxtweetsthings @SaxOnTracks Is there any information out there on this project?

Land all cleared for the possible indoor coaster at KSC!

@otokyo__ From 25 to 30 every year I traveled somewhere new for a week vacation completely alone. Seriously is the best thing

single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?