FPL for the King

@BBCMOTD A joke. If the keeper goes down then an outfield player needs to go off for a minute or 2

⏩ What are your thoughts on this? 🤔

@GrahamSmyth Worst we’ve played in 6 months

Full-time. Leeds United 0-1 Chelsea The what-ifs will haunt Leeds United. A game they could have won but didn't. Didn't take the chances, conceded a sloppy goal. #lufc

Worst set of Faithfuls ever, #TheTraitorsUK are lining them up like lambs to the slaughter. No leadership, no learning, like lemmings.

@Jonnymann88 @LUFC Could see when Farke was giving him instructions before he came on, clearly not interested

@FPL_CollarsUp @LUFC Before he smashed it into the side netting I was screaming for him to slow it down and head to the corner

📰 Our unbeaten run comes to an end.

@GeorgeD_93 @LUFC Compare his play to DCL. If DCL is on the pitch the ball doesn’t make its way down the other end so easy. He’s a flannel.

@FairJuiceMate @LUFC Nmecha is awful

@LUFC 3-2 up needing to defend. You bring on Nmecha for DCL instead of Tanaka for Aaronson. Daniel Farke this is on you.

The Duffer Brothers and then the whole Stranger Things machine for #TheRightsideUp

@liamgallagher Alright Rasta. Coming to Wembley on Wednesday, cannot wait! But - why no Columbia on the setlist? One of the greatest Oasis songs

Sorry if I offended anyone with my tweet before it wasn’t intentional you know I love you all and I do not discriminate. peace and love LG x

@fesshole Substitute ‘dog’ for ‘kid’ and this is the reason why the vast majority of relationships last any length of time at all

I'm only staying with my boyfriend for the sake of my dog. Boyfriend is aging into a boring old git, and there's no intimacy any more but I can't imagine life without the dog. Can imagine life without the boyfriend.

@DFrankcom The New Lion was a monster start - thanks for the tip!

The New Lion unreal. What a start to the day. Hope you all got on Ballyburn not right at all. Anyone saying he’s shite etc etc didn’t watch how off he was Coral cup only small bet but Be Aware no good bit no qualms there Cross Country only small but Stumptown decision was a gooden Was happy to take on Jonbon but Solness race was over from the start. Needed the front run and was nowhere close to that from the off. Wish Danny was on board. Feel sorry for everyone on Jonbon Unexpected Party 2nd so won’t complain with profit but the day saver wasn’t to be Kalypsochance no good. Ran out of steam towards the end. Match fitness told. Fuming with myself for ignoring Bambino after tipping her last week A pretty shite day to be fair… can’t complain / blame it on “unluck” like yesterday Apologies if you followed any of mine… but luckily a smallish stakes day as it was very tricky Hope some of you had a cracking day Tomorrow much more fruitful IMO so going big on a few - can’t wait. Let me know if you have a NAP etc Have a quality night all x

@Jimbo_JumpsMan Superb stuff, great reads as well, thank you 👏👏👏

Just want to say thanks to everyone who read, liked and reposted the blog over the last 2 days. I appreciate the support after such an absence. Pleased to report a 43.5pt profit over the 2 days thanks to 6 winners (22/1, 9/2, 15/8, 3/1, 5/1, 8/1) and 3 places (14/1, 20/1, 16/1).

@Aiannucci That totalitarian phallus blaster does not care for the Earth

Musk reminding us that Trump’s near-total denial of the climate emergency means Earth is now on course to be completely fucked.

Thought I’d pop on the #ChampionsLeague BBC highlights Starts with the MOTD theme tune… WTF is this?! Sacrilege. Needs changed. Now.

RIP Sven. Watching the ‘golden generation’ was fantastic, such hope. The 5-1 in Munich is one of my best memories of being an England fan over the last 40 years.

Dear Daniel Farke, Gruev has a good left foot, but he needs to use his right foot as well. Far too predicable and one dimensional. Thanks.

Shocking turn of events in the #BRECRY game. Eze goal was a goal, poor refereeing, and then as soon as often happens when a VAR decision goes against a team, they concede moments later

@jordanbpeterson @Keir_Starmer Standing and watching any crime is a crime. You’re welcome.

Wow Seriously x.com/stillgray/stat… Dear @Keir_Starmer: You're a bigger disaster than I even imagined Full on authoritarian weeks into your rule After only your first crisis Venezuela beckons

@elonmusk 11 years ago when the Tories were trying to ruin the country

What is going on in the UK?

@fesshole “Lady in the flat above”? Total and utter b0llocks

Had a year long affair with the lady in the flat above for the convenience factor alone. We eventually ended things after she fell pregnant and thankfully she stayed with her oblivious partner. All I hear now are the 24/7 cries of probably my son through the paper thin ceiling.