GadFly*

Still awaiting my scan results to see if my head and neck cancer has been successfully treated. But honestly, 10 months ago I dared not dream of days like this with my kids. You guys were so, so generous in donating to my fundraiser and I’ll never be able to repay you. 🥰

Genuinely don’t recall hearing Haaland’s name mentioned in commentary,

Just seen MGWs injury. That’s going to leave a mark…

I’m still stuck with the feckless Semenyo whilst Cherki and Doku continue doing the points. It’s the worst FPL trap - not wanting to burn a transfer on a player from the same team.

Oh well. No Rayan 8pt bench jam for me. My 3 City “ass”ets start…

Test your age. Who knows what these are?

Haaland, Cherki, Semenyo, Doku all START. Rodri not in the squad.

Worse first season than Antony and cost about £40m more 👍

@FPL_Fly world champions 1 - forest reserves 3

#MysticFly 🔮

“World Club Champions” Chelsea should be embarrassed to wear that badge.

And silly old me just thought the Chelsea players were on strike because they thought Rosenior was a fraud.

@FPL_Fly I see your pair of useless twats, and I raise you 3 and a captain 😆

Can't believe players with 10-year contracts aren't exactly fighting for their lives out there

Sums up my season. Held Palmer and Pedro. One misses a penalty. The other is offside by an inch. Get to fuck you pair of pricks.

That’s offside.

Ever get that feeling of Déjà vu?

Chelsea are a joke.

First can put Milenkovic, Anderson and Gob-Shite on when they’re winning 0-2 Chelsea can put *checks notes* Colwill on to try and get something back. Levels. Chelsea are a long, long way away from being one of the “Big 6” these days.

@OfficialFPL Palmer owner here

Gameweek 30: ❌ Gameweek 31: ❌ Gameweek 32: ❌ Double Gameweek 33: ❌ Gameweek 35: Penalty missed The wait for a Cole Palmer attacking return continues… #FPL

Finding it hard to put into words just how much I detest seeing Palmer and Pedro stinking out my FPL team. Absolute frauds. A disgrace.