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inês 🧚🏻♀️
@FPL_ines
6th season playing FPL ⚽ 10+ years making inappropriate jokes 🤸🏻♀️ #COYS #AnalyticsFC


Made it to Vogue Portugal in styleeee!!!! Styling assist by me. Such a dream come true to work for one of my favourite Vogue editions.

Yes, this is Ukraine too. Where birds sing, nature celebrates spring, and a historic building catches the sunlight. I’m here to show you what is hidden behind the bars of war.


A €30 @Ryanair flight to the Algarve gets you an empty beach with this view. A €100 flight to Ibiza gets you a queue for a sunbed.

JUST IN: Elon Musk claims OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is "super good at scamming".


american accents in real life are soo jarring



White guys will smoke pot their whole life, listen to rock n roll and hip hop, do mind-altering drugs, marry a dark-skinned foreigner, have mixed-race kids, and still end up right-wing reactionary bootlicking clowns cheering for fascists. Shit is truly mind-blowing to me.




Kai Trump takes the secret service to Erewhon to buy a $21 Hailey Bieber smoothie. 😅 Credit: YouTube / Kai Trump





















