FPL xPI (expected pain index)

#GW38 💚🏹65-4=61pts +5 safety 📈77k (90k) Due to the website crashed, I didn't know if my transfers went through & wasn't able to get Salah otb, took a -4 hit for him, and lost out on his 6 points. Finished season 77k top 0.6% 💪 so very happy with that! #fpl #fplcommunity

After all the fuckery final rank 79,340.

Things people are thinking and talking about: 1. Pep leaving 2. West Ham going down 3. Spurs staying up 4. Chelsea bottling Europe . . . . . . . . . . . 938573. Arsenal winning the league

@FFBobby_ Well done 👏

Top 10K finish for the first time! 🏆 What a season! Thank you all! 🙌🏼 #FPL #FPLCommunity

@FPLBlackBox_ Az - pleased you dropped out of top 1m. You deserved it after all the Spurs bashing over the last month. It was relentless.

That’s a wrap folks… Another FPL season has come to an end. Let’s check the boys scores one final time: ⚽️Andy-59 points-Overall rank-90,333 (provisionally) ⚽️Az-29 points-Overall rank-1,139,317 (provisionally) ⚽️Luke-31 points-Overall rank-203,449 (provisionally)

@TheFPLStudy @OfficialFPL What's your starting 15 for GW1 season 26/27? 😂😂😂

Another week of a grey arrow 🤷‍♂️🇩🇰 I used my education mom. I won FPL 😎 @OfficialFPL

@TheFPLStudy @OfficialFPL Congratulations, well done 👏 🔥👏🔥🍺🍺🍺

#GW38 some relief now site back up... Transfers went through during crash but Salah on the bench. ©️Bruno 📈90k 2275 pts TV £106.4m

Tried to transfer Salah & Kroupi in for Haaland & Wilson for -4pts. #fpl

My sub 100k rank at risk due to site crashing. #fplisbollocks

xPI extremely high at deadline, don't think my transfers went through due site crashing, no idea who my captain or vc is. Think it's Haaland. Dreading to see my team when site updates 🙈🙈🙈😭😱 #fpl

@JacobsBen @alex_crook ...for having a shit haircut".

🚨 Phil Foden has missed out on the England squad.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🤝 @alex_crook

@Parody_PM The Cock Inn

Name this traditional English pub.

#GW37 Super week entering top 100k 💥💪🔥 💚🏹 85pts with BB chip, +21pts above safety. 📈153k➡️90k ✅️ Haaland ©️ last minute goal ✅️ Senesi defcon after 90mins ✅️ VVD 14pts ✅️Anderson 12pts consecutive haul Hoping to finish season top 100k consecutive seasons. #fpl

+41% rank

PGMOL title

🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport nytimes.com/athletic/62693…

@aboveaveragefpl @FplLastResort Can Spurs lure Pep to become next manager? Talking point.

Pushing back to 8:45pm If we get @FplLastResort to 1,000 subs before the start of the pod we'll give away another mug 👀

@City_Xtra @MailSport Obvious really, considering the massive incoming point dedication for next season.

MAJOR BREAKING: Pep Guardiola will leave #ManCity at the end of the 2025/26 season. [via @MailSport]

@City_Xtra @MailSport Good, no more seeing him roll his spit around in his mouth and continuous spitting. Great manager, though.