the fumbler

wowzers took off her headphones and stepped to him immediately I don't even have the words

@gahhnie kids are smoking the hantavirus

I Happen tO love hoPping ducks EverY time i see One i become so joyoUs i could just DIE

@XxBugL0verxX spi

Parson spider found in my sink. Poor baby

@RealAlexJones How could you Alex

⛽️👀 FIELD REPORT: Gas prices near you… Download the stickers, edit your local pump pics, and post it. Show us the damage 👇

@futurevictim_ @celldumb Does that sticker say I'm probably not driving?

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

@Prackprack My dumbass thought that was a pale bordered field cockroach at first 🤦🤦

Fireflies are SO cute it's a shame they're always drawn as disembodied orbs of yellow light

@MikesHonchos @FWPlayboy You smell like shit

@FRICKPHLEE @FWPlayboy You really should try to stay off the inter-webs, it’s not a good fit for you.

Classic Butterface

@Rufus_Grimsley @ImMeme0 @Mia2FB It's literally true I just grokd it

@FRICKPHLEE @ImMeme0 @Mia2FB It’s pathetic that you probably believe this.

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

@MikesHonchos @FWPlayboy You really should try not to jump off of a high place somewhere near you right now

@FWPlayboy There. I fixed it.

@ImMeme0 @Mia2FB Half of Republicans marry their family members, maybe they just think she's Republican

@Mia2FB They keep voting for and defending her, despite her marrying her brother and getting rich through fraud.

I have a confession. I thought this was going to be the last thing I ever saw. Ever. When guns went off, I didn’t duck. I put my hand across the table and said: I respect you. He didn’t know where he was. He couldn’t say a word. But I could tell it mattered to him.

@p8stie White crossed seed bug

What type of beetle is this? This thing is incredible. He looks like a flag! Nature is amazing!

Call me Richard Kind cuz the dick nice

@PossumPatriot @XxBugL0verxX Beat me to it

@XxBugL0verxX Cutiefly!

Me after taking that suspicious gas station pill

@Stekk02 @yckmiawtm @NotPotBol Who should he back over them?

@yckmiawtm @NotPotBol Like nazi war criminal Graham Platner and liberal zionist Ocasio Cortez

I don't care what my follower think anymore I'm just gonna say it,... Benjamin natanyahu can kiss my ASS

@mgmtesla @LeadingReport Triggered

@LeadingReport What a fck disgrace this pos is you idiots New York…

JUST IN: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani says being a socialist is nothing to be ashamed of.

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