Four Seasons Total Landscaping

@RudyGiuliani He used to work here

What are Postal Agents doing trying to “twist” a witness. Or trying to scare him. It’s all on tape. Will someone find out who Agent Strasser is working for?

We couldn’t agree more Mr President. He was also great in Dumb and Dumber as Joe Mentalino 👏👏👏👏

That’s the last time we give Dean Browning our wifi password

Today during our landscaping at the White House we were thrilled to be able to help President Trump when he asked if he could use our mulcher to shred some invoices

@TheSheEO @VectorRoll @RudyGiuliani @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow Didn’t want to cause any issues for the company

Thanks to last week’s #networking we were able to secure a huge contract for a complete redesign of the White House lawn

@VectorRoll @RudyGiuliani @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow This is a parody account

@FSTLPA So that's the real reason why @RudyGiuliani had that presser at your business where he spouted false claims & conspiracy theories about election fraud. Would ❤️ to see if @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow make skits about this deal. Stephen was hilarious about the presser last night.

@realDonaldTrump 🌲🌲🌲🌲

What’s better than Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

Anyone that leaves sex aids on our premises will find them in the dumpster outside

@RudyGiuliani 🌳🌳🌳🌳

#FakeNews won’t cover law suit which will invalidate 300,000 or more crooked democrat votes votes in Philly. Real Clear Politics just took PA away from Biden and made it a toss up. Only the beginning please look beyond the Big Media censorship to watch it all change.

@realDonaldTrump Thankyou for choosing us to landscape your garden Mr President

We would like to apologise for the events that transpired today. Our head landscaper Seamus informed the president that we would need to “replace de fence” and due to an error in communication Mark Esper was relieved of his post

We just found this discarded list in the break room. If anyone knows who it belongs to please get in contact with us 🌿

Wow you really find out who your friends are when you become a success!! ZARIF JACOB from sex aid shop Fantasy Island next door has removed me as facebook friend #shame #hornydemocrat

@runrichardrun1 @alexandrakuri Sorry but that is very inappropriate. He may have had one in Zarif’s shop Fantasy Island which is next door

If anyone has a contact number for RUDOLPH GIULIANI can you please let him know that he left his orthopaedic lifts in the kitchenette

We would ask customers who have been to the premises next door to purchase sex aids to please keep them discreetly hidden when accessing Four Seasons Total Landscaping

We were as surprised as you to hear that former mayor Rudolph Giuliani wanted to hold a press conference in our car park but the #LORD works in mysterious ways #THANKYOURUDOLPH

We would like to extend our thanks to President Donald J Trump and Rudy Giuliani for choosing Four Seasons Total Landscaping for their timely press conference #THANKYOUMRPRESIDENT 🌳