Mark Twain was right about everything

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@FSkerratt

"The two most important days of your life are the day you were born, and the day you found out why."

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Mark Twain was right about everything@FSkerratt·18 Haz

Here's the problem. None of these brilliant guys have Southern accents. Setting off fireworks safely is in a Southern man's blood. It's kind of like knowing how to shoot a gun competently, hit what you're aiming at, and how to change a tire. Northerners and Californians use firearms and set off fireworks at their peril. In fact, they shouldn't even try to grill (Chuck Schumer is a case in point). Nor should they even consider marrying and having children. Having a relationship with a woman and being a dad requires commitment and competence. Those are qualities liberal guys know nothing about, and like setting off fireworks, these are things liberal guys should steer clear of.

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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·2d

I cannot believe this... They just pulled down the Iryna Zarutska mural in Providence, Rhode Island today. The mayor called her memorial “divisive.” George Floyd got murals in EVERY MAJOR CITY and it was called "UNITY"!!! ...but Iryna's face on a wall is divisive?!!!

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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·2d

The Democrats have been screaming that Jim Crow is back! Just to test it out, I went outside to see if I now have less rights as a black man. I started humming a negro spiritual and set out on my way. Got on a bus. Sat in front. No one said anything to me. Took it one stop and then did the walk of shame back to my truck. Went to a restaurant. Sat at the counter. The nice man behind it asked me if I wanted a menu. I informed him this was just a test and he passed. The look of confusion on his face let me know the Democrats hadn’t informed him I can’t sit at restaurant counters. Looked for separate bathrooms and water fountains. Couldn’t find a single one. Got immediate side eye from an older black woman when I asked her if she’d noticed any separate water fountains or bathrooms. Her answer wasn’t Christian. Tried looking for a freedom march so I could join it and see if I’d get hosed or dogs turned on me. No marches. I did see someone with a Pomeranian dog, though, but it didn’t attack me. So… based on my evidence, Jim Crow is still dead. The Democrats lied.

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@MikeWilnau I'm confused. I don't know who Don Bacon is, but I do know that a naturalized citizen, who has been through all of the courses, taken the test, and taken the oath, and been granted citizenship, IS A LEGAL CITIZEN. Don't you know how being granted citizenship works?

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Mike Wilnau for Congress (FL-11)@MikeWilnau·6 May

I disavow Don Bacon

Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️@RepDonBacon

A new citizen who said the oath yesterday is just as much a citizen as Tucker Carlson. There’s no two tiers in citizenship.

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Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·29 Nis

Cole Allen's hate came from never being exposed to the humanity of those he disagreed with. He made that choice to wall himself off. It's the Self-Imposed Intellectual Ghetto of the Leftist Mind.

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Health Freedom Defense Fund@theHFDF·29 Nis

WOW: Florida’s House leadership just blocked a sweeping medical freedom bill. This bill would have: Allowed parents to refuse childhood vaccines. Required healthcare providers to inform parents of vaccine risks. Made ivermectin available over the counter. Banned businesses and government entities from discriminating based on mRNA vaccination status. Prohibited vaccine manufacturers from offering or paying healthcare practitioners financial incentives for giving vaccines. Restricted state health officials from mandating vaccines in an emergency. This bill had the full support of Governor Ron DeSantis and Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo. DeSantis declared: “Voters elected Republicans to protect freedom against both the Big Tech cartel and the medical industrial complex.” “Yet, when given the chance to deliver for their constituents, not a single Republican House member could even be bothered to file a bill.” Florida led the freedom movement during the Covid era. This bill would have made them a leader in the new Medical Freedom Act Coalition. @FLSurgeonGen @GovRonDeSantis

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Marina Medvin 🇺🇸@MarinaMedvin·3 May

This is the best Florida ad that I’ve ever seen.

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Linda@LndamyDark·6 May

George Carlin was way ahead of his time! Anybody know what year this was from? Too bad we didn't listen.

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GFY TV@Viralvid_89·4d

Back in 2011, Florida investigators uncovered one of the most heartbreaking child abuse cases the state had ever seen. 10-year-old Nubia Barahona was found dead, while her twin brother Victor was barely alive after police found him next to their adoptive father on the side of Interstate 95. Victor had suffered horrific chemical burns, and when authorities searched the truck, they later discovered Nubia’s body in the back. As the investigation unfolded, it came out that teachers, neighbors, and others had reported concerns about the twins for years. But despite multiple warnings, Florida’s child welfare system failed to step in. Investigators later found the abuse had been going on for a long time while other children in the home appeared unharmed. The case shocked the entire state because so many chances to save the twins were missed. It eventually led to major criticism of Florida’s child protection system and pushed officials to make reforms. Years later, both adoptive parents were convicted for their roles in the abuse and Nubia’s death. To this day, the case is remembered as one of Florida’s biggest failures in protecting vulnerable children.

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Missy in So Cal 𝄞𝄢 🇺🇸@MissyIsMaga·3d

@ScottPresler President Trump stands with Scott Presler! Today Scott endorsed @KenPaxtonTX! 👏🏻

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ThePersistence@ScottPresler·3d

🚨ENDORSEMENT ALERT🚨 Today is day 131 that I’ve been asking Senate Majority Leader Thune to pass the SAVE America Act. I said that if Leader Thune did NOT pass the SAVE America Act by the end of April, then I would get involved in Texas. 👉Today, I proudly endorse KEN PAXTON & ask every Texan to vote by May 26th👈 🚩 Cornyn voted for red flag laws 🚩 Cornyn pushed the COVID vaccine 🚩 Cornyn advocated for deportation *relief* for illegal aliens 🚩 Cornyn worked w/ democrats to offer a pathway to amnesty for DACA illegal aliens 🚩 Cornyn advocates for H-1B visas & even went so far as to say, “Welcome to the Indian Century” (before deleting that post) This 24-year incumbent nearly came in second despite his allies (SLF & NRSC) spending a combined $100 million — which could have been better spent in other states. 👉Like Indiana, send a message to the United States Senate: Either pass the SAVE America Act or you will lose your seats👈 I ask for your vote for Attorney General Ken Paxton: 🚨Early Voting — May 18 - May 22 🚨Election Day — May 26 May 26th comes right after Memorial Day. It’s going to be a very low turnout & every vote counts. All they had to do was pass the SAVE America Act. ⬇️

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Alec Lace@AlecLace·1 May

🚨 You Can’t Make This Up Elizabeth Warren called Pete Hegseth’s Christian tattoos a “threat” Now she’s all in for Graham Platner, the guy with a Nazi SS skull tattoo saying he’s “the fighter we need.” Hypocrisy level: Comanche What a joke.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·3d

Such hypocrisy

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Same move. Same hand on the heart, same wave to the crowd. Musk did it and gets called a Nazi to this day. Mamdani does it and those same people have not said a word. Well, not exactly. Once the side by side clips went viral, some of them did speak up. Not to apologize to Musk. To defend Mamdani. Suddenly the gesture is not the gesture. Suddenly we need to talk about arm speed. Whether the fingers wiggled at the end. Whether he was smiling. Whether his grandparents were in the right party. A year ago none of that mattered. The hand went up, the verdict came down. Now we get a forensic seminar on millimeters and microseconds to prove Mamdani's arm moved slower. Mamdani's own press office said "in no way was this a Nazi salute." Funny. Musk said the same thing. His did not count. Mamdani's did, instantly. That tells you everything. The "Nazi salute" thing was never about the gesture. If it were, they would be screaming right now. They are not. It was about Musk. They hate him because he is the richest man in the world and he was attacking their ideological piggy bank with DOGE, so they smeared him. Mamdani is on their team, so he gets a pass, plus a defense team running stopwatch analysis. Same hand, opposite verdict. A wave is a wave. The rule does not change based on who is waving. When it does, you are not watching principle. You are watching a hit job.

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Jason Whitlock@jasonwhitlock·2d

Watch this video. This woman has surrendered and received forgiveness and she's attempting to be a light. God has got her and you can see His beauty radiating through her. Awesome.

Maddie Evans@EstieMaddie

🥹 I’M 57… AT 21 … I HAD AN ABORTION. ✝️ It wasn’t until I got saved in 2003 that it hit me HARD. 🙏🏼 THANK GOD for my wonderful pastor that helped me through the grief.. please pray for ALL OF US that made this HORRIFIC MISTAKE.

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Mark Twain was right about everything@FSkerratt·5d

@Bloodscythe2472 @CATHERINE03EVE @TheLizVariant That was sarcasm. She was being sarcastic. I always go to a person's page and read what they post, like and repost.

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TheLizVariant@TheLizVariant·6d

This man on video asks what we should “do with” Trump supporters once Trump is gone …because he can’t see them as normal people anymore. This is the left’s real problem. 75 million Americans don’t stop being human because they voted differently than you. Dehumanizing people you disagree with isn’t righteousness. It’s a warning sign.