Ethan M. Bradfield

mmmm milkkkkk heheheheheheheh

Lune looks like she's going to attend the Hunger Games as a spectator

The home team scored a touchdown, got the extra point. The away team scored two field goals.

He didn't "pass away". He was assassinated. This was a public political execution. Do not try to paint it as anything else.

CS majors

What if Hitler had a caniac combo? I think things would’ve gone differently probably. Maybe even worse.

due to inflation i will now keep it three fitty wit you dawg

sometimes i let out a pathetic little sad sigh for no reason. thats what i mean when i say i got that dog in me

yes i need anvils what of it

someone go to acme with me

@frankisgotto SHOCKING: Someone From Your High School Started Tweeting and They're the Funniest Things You've Ever Read

Just killed 5 pitchers by myself at zelicks. Phoenix keeps buying them thinking that we’re gonna split, and every time I watch his face turn to despair as I chug until they are finished- not one drop left. I love going out with my friends!

Who invented static electricity and why the FUCK did they put it in shower curtains

Sometimes you can hear the river calling. Sometimes not. A lot to learn.

HIRE ME !!! PLEASE !!!!! thanks :)

where the fuck did all these tomodachi life fans come from

@discord your new ui is bad and broke my custom theme please revert the changes immediately or make them a toggle thank you

@BikerWeldon @DocStrangelove2 God forbid men have pillow fights

@DocStrangelove2 Crazy amount of throw pillows gives it away

This was not made by a man.

Finding out someone from my high school is (almost) as funny as I am on Twitter and posts just as infrequently has been eye opening. Incredible experience. I'm so excited to never talk to them again.

@matthadadad Oh!

What if being the queen is actually really embarrassing for the bee?