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J’suis tellement dans le train Vitinha ballon d’or 🤣 dsl Kvara…

Trouver un job en France : - ah mais là c'est le mois de mai avec les ponts y'a 0 décideurs - ah on arrive en juin c'est le début des vacances d'été, pas avant septembre - Septembre on a plus de budget il faut attendre janvier pour avoir de la visibilité sur 2027 - Janvier, c cho

@Nabil__T Le fameux plaisir de passer les vitesses dans les bouchons 🤣

Depuis que je suis en auto je comprends toujours pas l’intérêt de la manuelle pour la vie de tous les jours

La ligue 1 sans psg ne fait pas de vu mdrr

Il a la crise de la quarantaine de Ronaldo.

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

Pitié j’veux pas que Saka ou Rice entre dans ce cercle fermé

Oxygen already killed most of the life on Earth once. The first time it filled the air, around 2.4 billion years ago, it was so poisonous that nearly everything alive died. Scientists call it the Oxygen Catastrophe. Back then the oceans were full of tiny microbes, and none of them used oxygen. Then one kind, an ancestor of the green scum you still see on ponds, started giving off oxygen as a waste gas, the same way you breathe out air you don’t need. Oxygen is a wrecker. It rips apart the delicate machinery inside a living cell, including the DNA, and as it built up in the water and then the sky, it triggered the first mass extinction this planet had ever seen. A few survivors hid in the mud and deep underground where the gas couldn’t reach, and some of their descendants are still down there. But one tiny cell did something nobody else did. It ate a bacterium that had learned to use oxygen rather than die from it, and instead of digesting its meal, it kept it alive inside itself. That trapped bacterium became the mitochondria, the little engines that power your cells right now. Almost every cell you are made of carries hundreds or thousands of them, all descended from that one strange truce with a poison. The trade was worth it because burning food with oxygen releases about 18 times more energy than burning it without. It is the reason anything can swim fast or think hard. Every big, fast-moving animal on Earth, you included, runs on the gas that almost ended life. Oxygen changed the sky too. Some of it floated up high and turned into ozone, a thin layer that blocks most of the sun’s harshest rays. Before that shield existed, raw sunlight was strong enough to fry the DNA of anything out in the open, so life had to stay underwater, where a few feet of sea soaked up the danger. For almost two billion years, nothing lived on land at all. Only once the ozone grew thick enough, a few hundred million years ago, did the first plants and animals crawl out of the water. And the old poison never really left. Every second, the oxygen your cells burn throws off tiny broken bits called free radicals, and they keep nicking your DNA and the proteins around it. The damage adds up, slowly, your whole life. Back in 1956 a scientist named Denham Harman suggested this slow rusting from the inside is a big reason we get old. People still argue about how much it matters, and no antioxidant pill has ever been shown to make anyone live longer, but the basic idea has held up. The gas keeping you alive right now is also quietly wearing you down, year by year. The joke just got the timing wrong. Oxygen really does kill slowly, and billions of years before we showed up, it already proved it can kill fast.

Fun fact: La femme de la vidéo est une actrice de films adultes et créatrice OnlyFans. Elle veut moquer les dames mariées pour se rassurer sur ses choix misérables de vie. Et ça marche parce que les femmes aiment prendre conseil chez des prostitués qui ont déjà raté leur vie.

Le plan de jeu d’Arsenal si on marque le premier but au bout de 15 minutes

“Por que você não pula as aberturas?” A abertura:

Paix à son âme elle avait que 11 ans . Ce monde dégoûte de plus en plus.

@Steven311xx @Ry_na75 Au moment de la souscription, pas au moment des renouvellements

@FabHendriksen @Ry_na75 Aillant déjà pris plusieurs assurance depuis 6 ans , c'est le même discours chez tout le monde. Donc oui la voiture a une importance 😅

Pourquoi les assurances auto augmentent alors que j’ai zéro accident ni rien ???

@HeyOrezza @Larlar03 @Ry_na75 Du coup si tu tapes un mec qu’il fini tétraplégique, t’es en mesure de payer 10 millions d’euros ?

@Larlar03 @Ry_na75 Si j’étais la victime je comprendrais que l’on augmente mes cotisations mais pas celle des autres. Ça veut dire quoi? L’argent que l’on a débourser jusque là il va ou?

@Steven311xx @Ry_na75 Tu surestimes les assureurs mdrr Tu prends juste inflation + majo car tu es une cible peu rentable. Ta voiture n’a d’importance que lors de ta souscription

@Ry_na75 J'ai une 206 depuis 6 ans , zéro accident, zéro problème. Je paie 55€/mois en tiers 🙃 Mais vu que c'est une voiture de jeune permis souvent accidenté ça augmente chaque année malgré mon bonus qui descend aussi 🙃

Elle a vu tout ça et a décidé de faire ce tweet MDRRRR

Am I the only one who thinks low-key Stan Edgar has shown more traits of being smart than Sister Sage ever did in the boys show.

Tout le monde le 30 mai :

Capitalism will always require the blood of the workers to maintain the excess of rich and that is not a metaphor.

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics