Alex Lacey

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@rhyslew70 @mincemeatlive I mean… I’m even more stumped. I bloody love puzzles and these have just made me cross. I’ve solved the crossword but then have no clue what to do with it to get 2x 6 letter words! I like challenging puzzles, but…

@FaceOfLace @mincemeatlive I know, I had a collection of 5-letter non-words, letters to the left of the changed letter, letters to the right... the arrows aren't actually Left and Right though, they're In and Out.

Attention! There are only two more days to put all the clues together!🔎 Here’s one big 🎩 hats off 🎩 to all 356 of you who have successfully hacked the mainframe and solved some, or ALL of the puzzles! Entries close at midday on Tuesday 🧩: operationmincemeat.com/all-puzzles

@katereinking I think there’s not enough to go on. I’ve half solved most of them but then come to a dead end because it’s not clear what to do with what you’ve got.

I used to think I was good at puzzles and Operation Mincemeat really said absolutely the fuck not

@rhyslew70 @mincemeatlive Yep but it doesn’t make a word, and I’ve no idea where left and right comes in. It’s genuinely infuriating

@FaceOfLace @mincemeatlive So change a letter in each of the song titles to match the cryptic clue.

@rhyslew70 @mincemeatlive Followed qr code. Tried some complex thing with moving tracks around. Got myself in a pickle!

@FaceOfLace @mincemeatlive How far have you got? Followed the QR code? Changed the letters?

@rhyslew70 @mincemeatlive Dear god, help me please?! I’m struggling!!

@mincemeatlive I think I've just cracked #4 and I've never felt so clever!

@ValEzri 😂😂😂

@PoliticoTeacher Do you think? I wish she’d just let him finish answering any damn question - she starts trying to cut him off within 20 seconds! I think she’s doing a terrible job!

Beth Rigby is doing excellently here - really pinning Starmer down on what he is and is not ruling out. Personally, I am happy he isn't able to explicitly rule out taxes on wealth - they're needed. #BattleForNo10

@spitlip Aaarrrgghhhh!!! So thrilled for you!!

you all got us this far, seemed sensible to carry on consulting xxx

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@NathanielBen82 Skin crawlingly awful

@FaceOfLace It really was, kind of like having a recession

Ben is giving me Peter Andre vibes when he "wrote" Insania #MAFSAustralia #MAFSA #MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia

@NatashaHodgson Congratulations!!! Richly deserved!! I think of you lovely lot really fondly - we came to see you at Southwark playhouse with our podcast listeners about 3 yrs ago, as we’d done an episode all about about it - I’ve felt like a proud mother hen ever since!! Best show on west end x

not at all well

@Londonist The game Skeeball. I played it in the USA a few times and loved it, but nowhere in London seems to have it!

What's the one thing you've never been able to find in London, but you just know it should be here somewhere? Perhaps a restaurant serving a specific cuisine, or a bar serving a particular spirit or cocktail? Consider this the official London wishlist...

@RealTimVine @RussellEngland Looks like it’s on the wharf just outside the Tower, rather than inside. They are where there’s now a grassy area, just to the right of the royal entrance to the Tower. 😊

@RussellEngland Yeh like I say I knew it was the Tower of London but didn’t know which part the wall was at with the line of cannons. Anyway worked it out now. Just left of Traitors gate.

I have been unable to find where this line of cannons is, or was, in London, seen here in an episode of Columbo in about 1971. Any ideas? Photo Detectiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives…….GO!

Hi @Microsoft @Office365 Please enjoy one of your customer service personnel trying to extort money out of me. I want to migrate my email, and she is trying get me to pay out hundreds of pounds for a PC - WHICH I DON'T OWN

@roseyposey53 What a nasty thing to say. Are you ok?

And I’v now I’ve been back on hold for another hour with nobody picking up. You’re supposedly open until 6pm @HMRCcustomers - why can I not get through to sort out a pressing vat issue???

Utterly useless @HMRCcustomers @HMRCgovuk - on hold for 25 minutes. Spoke to someone who took down all the details of my issue, put me back on hold for another 20 minutes THEN CUT ME OFF. How is a government department so incompetent????

@Oatmeal This’ll do it!

I built a random comic generator that makes horrible comics about therapy. If you get a good one, post it in the thread below. theoatmeal.com/therapist