Chris Fairless

Colorful Colorado

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@BarstoolBigCat Can you guys say something nice about the Ducks soon please ☹️

That was a car crash hit in Ducks/Knights

@BarstoolBigCat So early for this Dan. Let’s have a fun summer

I can’t wait for college football

Dr Pepper is a beautiful woman and Mr Pibb is a charming man

@FastbreakHoops5 No net is the worst

Which is the worst in your opinion?

this and a small town where somethings not right

@kayla_keebler @JeffcoSchoolsCo

Hey @JeffcoSchoolsCo, In honor of teacher appreciation week can you go ahead and cancel schools tomorrow already? Every other school district has called it because of the snow. What’s taking you so long?? Sincerely, A teacher who would appreciate a break!

When you put the drunk homie in the uber and he walk back in to the function

when you think the movie’s finally about to start but it’s another trailer instead.

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

Pic of me and Aaron Gordon

@micheal_ws18 Incline walk, stretch a bit and then lift hella weights

Gym goers, when you hit the gym, do you head straight to the weights, or do a quick cardio warm-up first?

@BarstoolBigCat Let’s have a day

@BarstoolBigCat Not good

Hello Twitter family I have an extra ps5 that I am selling for 600$ it is the disc edition (I am keeping the Xbox lol) and I can ship it to you just shoot me a dm ❤️

what a privilege to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk and talk.

@PardonMyTake Dudes gonna love crab cakes

46 years to the day of the Miracle on Ice. 🇺🇸 What a moment. #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics