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Andrew Evans

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Ducks are awesome, be nice to them

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@coopercooperco Kinda wish Rush & Fever was the blueprint for the rest of their (still good) career
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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️@coopercooperco·
There’s a couple of songs on Nation of Language’s first album where Devaney lowers his voice to an almost Matt Berninger register, and then it’s never really happened again, much to my disappointment.
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” is a prime-era Dril tweet, let’s be real here
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Aubrey Huff@aubrey_huff

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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onion person@CantEverDie·
most ai features are useless and forced onto us everywhere, making it harder to use old features that don’t need changing, and the parts of ai that are “technically” impressive, putting aside the environmental impact, feel like they’re destroying the fabric of percievable reality
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Microsoft's AI CEO has said he's mindblown over people who are unimpressed with recent AI announcements windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

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pickleball golf labubu death challenge with jason bateman
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Brandy Jensen
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen·
please click on the video he thinks is real before he deletes this please do it now lmao
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@brofromanother Both hold up better than 90% of records from that time. Weekend in the City is nearly as good as Silent Alarm
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Adam Nayman@brofromanother·
Do you guys also like the first two Bloc Party records? I feel like they became a punchline quick, and I get it, but there are a hundred bands from that period that don’t take me back, at all, and they do…
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Edward Row 𓃡@edwardrow·
when you have a politicians lying to a populace so blatantly - living in a different reality - and a population eager to hear it because they really feel quite lost (Trumpism/anti-woke populism/post-covid libertarianism) - you get power hungry conmen like Pierre Poilievre
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Indiana Jones and the Great Circle really makes an art of beating unsuspecting Nazis with sledgehammers
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Senator Doug Mastriano
Senator Doug Mastriano@SenMastriano·
It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers nor has taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones. The fecklessness of this administration was on display last year when a Chinese surveillance balloon was allowed to fly over the entire continental United States before being shot down. Such should be viewed as a threat to our nation and citizens and action is long overdue. We have recourses and assets in our arsenal to get answers, but I suppose Ukraine is more important to the White House. January 20th can’t come soon enough.
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