Marc Hochman

I shop @BestBuy with the low price guarantee, free shipping on purchases $25+ & store pickup bit.ly/ShopBBY #UltimateShowroom

@MikeRyan790 great impersonation of @MarcHochman on yesterday's show! On the one year anniversary of kicking his ass on the Tweeter beef.

The only BMOC I know of is @Stugotz790

@Stugotz790 thanks for introducing me to Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce! I can't eat food without dipping it in SBR anymore!

@FakeStugotz Who's laughing now? #SexySanchy

@mortreport @AdamSchefter call me if you need some advice Mort.

@FakeStugotz @zaslowshow HONK OFF!!!!!

Just typed in "Guzio" on Proflowers.com and all prices went up! #NoJoke

@pflcommissioner Nooooooooo!!!

LeBron's headband keeps getting larger. Next year he will wear a du rag.

The dirty pants are back

LeBron just got impregnated by Westbrook.

If Mike Miller was a racehorse he'd have been shot by now. #PrayForMikeMiller #LimpinAintEasy

I've been shitting since 2PM. Nonstop. Asshole's itchy and hurting.

Full on dirty pants!!!!!

162 out of my measly 167 followers are pornbots.

@Giancarlo27_ STUD

@mycaza I think you might be my first female follower. What are you doing after the game?

Has anyone seen the new KFC commercial? #MacandCheeseAllNight

@MarcHochman bang bang!!