@DisneyDeep Dude, we don’t even know who you are. You should post your videos on X first before you try to make a YouTube channel.
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FakeAmusementPark
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FakeAmusementPark
@FakeMusementArk
We dat park down the street from the Fake Theme Park. We’re HUGE!!!!!
USA Rocks!! Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Will you subscribe when the Deep Dive Disney YouTube channel is launched this summer?
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Um. We did. The skies were empty for days.
Acyn@Acyn
Boebert: When 9/11 happened, we didn’t ban planes
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Russia Land has stopped supplying power to the other areas of the park, so please bring flash lights.
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@AliciaStella Come on down to my park, we got APs galore! Heck, buy one year, we’ll give you that year free!
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Last thing I’ll say about this.. Annual Passes at WDW are an endangered species. They’re no longer for sale. Why would they spend money/time incorporating AP scanning into the cash registers? What’s in it for them? Guest experience? They’d probably rather we cancel our AP anyway.
Alicia Stella@AliciaStella
Even SeaWorld has had their Annual Passes patched into the cash register barcode reader for decades. Yet WDW can’t figure it out.
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@DSNYNewscast Buy a pass to our park instead. Our capacity is about 3000 people but we will let in 1000000
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Disney’s Park Pass Reservation system is a total sham.
I have the Platinum Annual Pass (with no block-outs) and YET I can’t get a park pass for EPCOT today, a park that has a full capacity of 110,000 people.
All because of an arbitrary capped number! Ridiculous!
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ATTENTION GUESTS: Please do not vomit when your Secuiriers of Space: Starlight Replay Ride rotates backwards for your return to Earth.
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GUESTS AND CAST: stay away from the fireworks effects on the lagoon. We don’t have fireworks… that’s an actual fire.
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Watch our new stunt show where Bae swaps out her switch blade for a knife! Ooo watch out! Too bad Bae doesn’t know Jim was a sword with THREE BLADES!!
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Guys, what if we did a renaissance festival… but in SPACE?!
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@Ginsburg The more for me to steal with my dear. Wu ha ha ha ha ha ha…
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100 retweets, 1000 likes.
You guys sure know how to send an account off in style 🥰
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@themeparkjosh It’s the perfect state for us! The state of Chaos! And @FakeThemePark’s Chaos Coaster has nothing on our Russian Rampage Ride!
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Our Russian RollerCoaster just crashed into the Ukrainian Underground Utopia ride. Don’t worry though, we understand the Russian ride operators said it’s just a test.
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Looks like we finally drove @FakeThemePark out of business with our half-assed tweets. Finally.
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@dlnt @Disneyland Agreed. Let’s stop the masks entirely at this point.
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Come visit our new nighttime spectacular HarmUs! It can be viewed clearly through the little hole in the fence next to the popcorn stand but nowhere else. *You may be harmed during the show*
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@AliciaStella Trams should be permanently retired and replaced with a ground level peoplemover system or some form of that.
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New, for Chinese New Year this year, IllumiCountries: SkyPLOSION!!!
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We would never do this accidentally at our park. No, we do it on purpose all the time though!
Michael@itsmleonard
It's always a grand ole time when the fireworks launch into the crowd at Epcot @WDWNT @WDWToday
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It’s plaid Tuesday. All our tickets are now more on Tuesdays.
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Don’t worry about the hurricane folks. You have nothing to worry about. We have a 1/8 inch thick glass dome around the entire park. Nothing can get through.
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