Canada will never win another @worldcurling women's championship until @CurlingCanada stops adding all those idiotic GIFs to its Twitter game updates. Just jinxing @EinarsonTeam. #totallyunprofessional @curling @CurlingZone @usacurl
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FakePete Fenson
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FakePete Fenson
@FakePeteFenson
I'm FakePeteFenson and I love a good bronze medal game.
Not Bemidji, Minnesota Katılım Mart 2011
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@Canada will never win another women's @worldcurling championship until @CurlingCanada stops adding those idiotic GIFs to its game update #Tweets. Just jinxing the @EinarsonTeam @curling @CurlingZone @usacurl
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Looks more like Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.
Josh Hammer@josh_hammer
Doesn’t get a whole lot better than @AnnCoulter and Amy Wax at happy hour.
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Tim Hortons is dumping its sponsorship of the Brier after London2023 and insiders say @CurlingCanada has lined up Kentucky Fried Chicken as the title sponsor so they can call it the Fryer Brier. @AlCameronCC @warrenhansen2 @kfc @usacurl
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As interim CEO of @usacurl, @DeanGemmell is one heck of a comedian but he's deadly serious about moving national headquarters to a backroom @GeorgesGMLiquor in Duluth, MN. #NeverForgetPhiladelphia.
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It is time to mothball the anachronistic "punched their ticket" with a new cliched "scanned their digital wallet" because no one has "punched a ticket" since the Smithsonian Institute added an Amtrack ticket punch to its historical collection in 1999. #languageevolves #lazywriter
Curling Canada@CurlingCanada
Congratulations Team Odishaw!
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I doubt a vulgar British celebrity chef is qualified to be a sheriff anywhere outside of Nottingham Forest. @usacurl @robinhood @DuluthHOH @DuluthCurling @cityofduluth @duluthnews @duluth
Sheriff Gordon Ramsay@chieframsay
An honor to have the endorsement of the Iron Range Chiefs of Police Association.
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This is getting tiresome. Get more creative or descend into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer
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This is getting very tiresome. Get more creative or disappear into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer
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Anyone know what sportsbook I was in Monday night during @worldcurling men's championship @LVCurlingRocks when I laid $8,000 on underdog @UNCtarheels that covered the spread and paid $112,000? Would really like to go get it. #NeverOverDrinkAndGamble #NoRecall
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Asked the bartender in Las Vegas @FrankiesTiki Room to switch the TV to the @worldcurling championship @LVCurlingRocks from the @NCAA @MarchMadnessMBB and some cracker from @UNCchapelkill punched me in the nose. #TooEarlyToBePassedOutOnTheFloor @usacurl
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If the “Hoppe Suisse” can beat Canada tonight at the @worldcurling men’s championship in @LVCurlingRocks (Las Vegas) then I will make good on my promise to propose marriage to Miriam Ott. @usacurl @lasvegascurling #SwissieOttIsHot
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Why would I book a hotel room for @worldcurling men's championship in @LVCurlingRocks when so many saloons are open 24/7? @stagedoorcasino @FrankiesTiki @thegoldentiki @vesperbar @goldspike @DoubleDownLV #MakeMeAPalletOnYourFloor
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Winner of the greatest choreographed non-choreographed professional/amateur dance video of all time. #HandsInHisPockets #HisMotherMadeHimTakeDanceLessonsAsAChild.
Michael de Adder@deAdder
Just because..... youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYv…
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The @youngbucksUSA wouldn't take me in their 63 VW van so it's back on the Greyhound from Bemidji for 56 hours, 12 states, four transfers and 42 stops to the @worldcurling @lasvegascurling men's championship. @LVCurlingRocks @usacurl #TooMuchofOklahoma
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Suggestion: Stick to curling and Nevada hookers, bucko. The possum-playing Pal Trulsen and Team Norway played golf the day before the 2002 final in sultry Bismarck, ND and then smacked 10-5 by that @retiredcurler (Randy Ferbey) guy. #AndItWasAPrettyFlatGolfCourse
Brad Gushue@BradGushue
Anyone have good contacts for golf in Vegas? Or suggestions?
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Seems to me anyone competing in curling (or anything else) in @LethbridgeCity @TravelAlberta would more likely be knocked out of action by a newly-positive STD than a CVD-19. #Brier2022 @SociableBrier @CurlingCanada #ImOnlyHumanAfterAll
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Would it be to much to ask of the great unwashed pixel pushers at the #Brier2022 in Lethbridge, AL to gaze down from their lofty press box and discover which four players are missing and then report who has tested positive for Covid-19? #CannotBeThatHard
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