SUNY Geneseo

@SUNYGeneseeo Nice try

My #favoritethings on @GooglePlay is Sons of Anarchy.

@SCIONAV Let me in! #SCIONOPENMIC

Well its that time of year where ras come to learn how to get you.

So sophisticated.

Can you guys suggest some good icebreaker questions? We've been asking orientees their favorite cereal for years.

All RA's are being replaced with iPads, one per floor. If you have a problem please go to your iPad and report it.

Don't forget we are having our alumni event at the CatHouse brothel in Las Vegas. #SexingLivesofPurpose

We are in talks with McDonalds to replace CAS.

Summer Session Tweets: More Geneseo tweets, less quality, crammed into a few weeks.

Prof. Bill Cook to come back and teach one final class: First World Problems.

SUNY Geneseo applies for "Historically Black College" status.

Local Geneseo businesses enter hibernation till August.

Seniors: Don't forget to close out your bar tabs before you leave!

Sorry, we forgot to let you guys know that we changed our name to Genesoa. Sorry for the mix-up.

We are taking a vote on which hologram you would like to speak at graduation. So far Tupac is winning and Will.I.Am is 3rd.

@SUNYGirlProblem will be hosting a focus group in Newton next week where you can come and bitch.... but nothing will change.

GSTV new late knight programming will feature Mia's Confessions and Geneseo Porn

@GeneseoGOLD will be hosting its how to get laid workshop tomorrow at 3pm, 7 spots are still open.

The physics dept. Will be testing out their time machine tonight. If all goes well we will be skipping Monday.