Fake Snakes

Kai Johnson productions… logging out 🫡

FINAL/6 LAA 3 ARI 6

Jay Money makes it back-to-back homers to put the diamondbacks up 3-0 in the first.

Baba Ganoosh sends one deep to give the Diamondbacks a early 2-0 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the first.

“I think I have to acknowledge some of the Allegations against me by confirming that I, Kai Johnson, take cold showers and I am proud of it!!… oh also here’s our lineup card”

With the game tied in the bottom of the fifth Diamondbacks fifth-round pick, rookie, James Johnathan Jr III takes the trot to make his debut on the mound.

Diamondbacks trade P James Jonathan Jr. III to Colt 45s in exchange for scouting considerations.

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In the top of the second with the diamondbacks trailing by 3, KAI JOHNSON takes one deep to hopefully bring life to the diamondback's bats.

Check out peaches sweet new starting lineup decal!

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We don’t talk about it

In a post-game interview, Kai Johnson being interviewed by Kai Johnson voiced his displeasure with the angel's team and staff stating “Yeah the angels knew I was about to stage a comeback so they had to send a hurricane at me to throw me off”

ayo we uuuuuuuhhhhhh lost 0-6 we dont talk about it

@TexasRangersMLR doom

We heard there's a return of a certain bus coming soon.

🚨ROOKIE ALERT🚨 James Jonathan Jr. III taking the mound for Arizona late in the 4th. JJJ was seen in the Diamondbacks bullpen throwing *126 mph.* Talk about a heater 🔥🔥🔥

Kai Johnson productions cooking something up… 😈 🐍

RUMBLINGS OF THE DARK SIDE... Arizona has traded for RHP Darth Vader from SEA

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