FakeSpurgeon

Ho hooo, Twitter. You do have a good sense of humor.

Religious freedom??!! No thank you, we'll just take our religious organization elsewhere! ow.ly/L6jev #RFRA

Religious freedom??!! No thank you, we'll just take our religious organization elsewhere! ow.ly/L6jev #RFRA

.@realrobbell next book: "The Zuzim of War: Getting Your Stuff Back From the King (Gen 15:4)" Nope, make that Osteen. Or was it Joyce Meyer?

@realRobBell next book: "The Zuzim of War: Getting Your Stuff Back From the King (Gen 15:4)" Nope, make that Osteen. Or was it Joyce Meyer?

Prediction: All clintonemail.com email text will have been replaced with "What difference does it make?"

A friend just sent me a picture from this morning's #ShepCon2015. Can anyone confirm it's legit? @Fred_Butler?

What did I miss at the #ShepCon2015 ? I fell asleep at the beginning there. Did Driscoll show up again? Tell me it was McLaren this time!

What did I miss at the #ShepCon2015 ? I fell asleep at the beginning there. Did Driscoll show up again? Tell me it was McLaren this time!

RT @JohnPiper The effort to glamorize binge drinking is like pinning a bright ribbon to a snakes head. // ????

No Big Bang? BUT THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!(ish)

Robertson again. Jesus disarmed rulers and authorities, triumphing over them. Read Colossians 2, especially verse 15. ow.ly/JKqZa

No Big Bang? BUT THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!(ish)

RT @FakeSpurgeon: I see a white and gold dress!!

Robertson again. Jesus disarmed rulers and authorities, triumphing over them. Read Colossians 2, especially verse 15. ow.ly/JKpKH

The REAL question is who wore it to #oscars2015 and did they look stunning in it? What would Joan Rivers say? #blackandblue #whiteandgold

@TheRealNimoy Live long and prosper. You shall be missed.

It's been less than 24 hours since the government took over the Internet and already the entire country has shut down arguing over a dress.

I see a white and gold dress!!

Algore invented the Internet, why shouldn't he be allowed to regulate it? Be fair gang.