Goat boy | Dessriel Lover

I honestly have this syndrome #dessriel

@SlushyZooo …Perchance

@FaliShredder is this about your balls

Dessriel except Azzy’s scared for his life rn

@Appachegun_3 I DONT THE SCREAMING WAS BY ACCIDENT 😭

@FaliShredder Also I know you did scream, since you want me to dip me in tar.

My notifications will blow up and my phone will buzz, and I will always know it’s because of one man…

@SlushyZooo WAHOO

@FaliShredder No its a maybe now check discord

I JUST WON MY FIRST FORTNITE BUILD GAME!! WAHOO! MY HEART IS PUMPING!!

@SlushyZooo I’ll take that maybe as a later-

@FaliShredder buuhhhh Perhaps maybe

@SlushyZooo It’s cause I just started playing builds so anything is sweaty to me 😭 also Slushy are ya free to play Fortnite! or nah?

@FaliShredder I do 90s and edit and stuff and im like the bottom 50% of skill, you might just be behind on the times sigh

@hihowareya115 @SlushyZooo

@FaliShredder @SlushyZooo

there are two types of dessriel fans. Type 1 and Type 2. Which type are my oomfs??

@SlushyZooo It was fast though! Like yeah they did I saw they were slow, but in the last 5 people. They were doing 90’s and editing and all that sweaty stuff!

@FaliShredder bots can do 90s now im being so deadass

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 HEY HEY WAIT WAIT WAIT-

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 YOU HEARD HER!! PREPARE FOR TAKE OFF

@SlushyZooo THEY WERE REAAAL!! THEY DID 90’S ON ME AND EVERYTHING 😭

@FaliShredder bot lobbies 😴

@hihowareya115 @SlushyZooo oh golly no

@SlushyZooo @FaliShredder CASTRATE!!!

@SlushyZooo Hey it means a lot to me! But this is the first one I won alone!!! Isn’t that awesome!?

@FaliShredder does the one we won mean nothing to you

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 HEY HEY WIAT! ISNT THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO SO I DONT GET MY BALLS SNIPPED OFF!? 😭

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 sorry goat boy, its time to consider adoption

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 HEY HEY WAIT NO- I WANT KIDS I DONT WANNA SAY GOODBYE TO MY BALLS 😭

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 No, type 2ers dont like angst.. it makes us sad and yearn for real love. Say goodbye to your balls

@hihowareya115 @SlushyZooo WHOA WHAHAHAHAT

@FaliShredder @SlushyZooo KILL YHE FAGGOT! KILL THE FAGGOT!

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 That Dessriel is good, life, and everything nice (with angst)

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 Okay then.. say something that no type 1 would know

@hihowareya115 @SlushyZooo Castrate the fraud*

@FaliShredder @SlushyZooo CATRATE TGE FRAUD! CASTSATWD THE FEAUD!!!!

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 WHAT!? WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU DONT NEEDTO DO THAT IM NOT A TYPE 1

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 *beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEP* oh shit...the type 1er detector is going off.. Im sorry, but we need to castrate you as per the type 2 rules

@SlushyZooo @hihowareya115 well good thing I’m a type 2 anyways haha…

@FaliShredder @hihowareya115 I know what kinds of people I need to stay away from