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today I will eat two corn dogs

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Iwilleat2corndogs@Fallowman09·
I’m honoured.
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@Dons_Lawn_Salon The thing is X. We thought it was Y. A pitch to grab your attention. Another one, building unnecessary tension. Short sentence. Another short sentence. The X is not just X. It’s some unrelated thing. Not because Y, but because Z are doing stuff. Dramatic sentence in the end
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nomore joke names til israeli agression ends.-Don
it low key sucks how every post on any topic from science to art to culture to war is basically written like this now
Gandalv@Microinteracti1

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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Iwilleat2corndogs@Fallowman09·
@RealTruggler He’s desperately looking for an excuse to answer his one true calling in life: gay catboy
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Iwilleat2corndogs@Fallowman09·
@runesword1 And if possible organise them to become mercenary’s, and if possible, conquer Sicily and lower Italy
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rune sword@runesword1·
advice to the younger generation: skip the degree. recruit 5-10 horrible bastards. become brigands.
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just2good (Sarah Genao)@just2goodYT·
bro thinks a couple of plastic bricks are a “real woman” and “real femininity” I’m dying 😭
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@icherive DONT LET THE JAPAN OBSESSED WEEABOOS SILENCE YOU
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Ada🇵🇸@TheMemeWalker·
HELLO I AM LADY JESSICA. AT FIRST GLANCE IT MIGHT SEEM AS IF I FEEL POSITIVELY TOWARDS THIS FOREIGN CULTURE. HOWEVER, I'M ONLY ADOPTING IT TO PLAY INTO THE PROPHECY WHICH MY ORDER MADE UP AND MAKE SURE MY SON ASSUMES POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS CONTROL OF THESE PEOPLE. I AM EVIL.
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Rashanu🍉@FibroFogFig

This film is just plain appropriation and daylight robbery of West Asian and North African people's language and culture atp considering the cast. If you didn't know who this white lady is, you'd think it's just a photo of an indigenous Algerian woman.

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1926 Live@100YearsAgoLive·
The whole U.S. Navy fleet docks at Ensenada Honda, Puerto Rico. For the first time, an aircraft carrier (Langley) is applied as a an integral part of the fleet formation.
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kikyo@k7ky0·
@wobbuuu these your teachers?
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wobb ◂Ⓘ▸@wobbuuu·
in computer class in elementary school they always made us type “google” into google to get to google and i don’t know why
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Jonesy@FrotniteGuy·
"st pattys"
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Lizzie Marbach@LizzieMarbach

@realmikolson The orange in the Irish flag represents Protestants & a hat tip to “william the orange.” So basically showing pride in Irish Protestant heritage for st patty’s!

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