Glenn Randall, CCA

@Deere_Salesman That was literally my first thought

I’m gonna preface this with I’ve never backed out on a deal with a customer. Can you imagine if dealers made videos every time a customer backed out on a deal? We are in an economic downturn in ag. Dealers and customers are all making difficult decisions. Let’s all get along.

Cry me a fucking river ginger fama. I’m so sorry you can’t trade diddys 8R with 169 hours on it for another new 8R so you can have the newest tractor among your friends while you’re comparing each others diddys equipment at the Luke Bryan concert.

@dakdog1978 @FPShow It’s allot worse than just bitching

@fama_il @FPShow Turbo bitch!! Roflmao

Probably gunna go to @FPShow and visit every booth to turbo bitch about the price of kern and how bad we as famas have it. Who’s with me?

@OSUCornboy @FPShow France!

@fama_il @FPShow I now work for Corteva!!! ‘Merica!

Oh hull yeah for them long 96 hour days in the spring when we planting duh kern. You guys in Canada are so lucky.

Gunna be walking around to every iron tent saying repeatedly “Yeah I’ll be able to afford that in 20 years”

@OSUCornboy @FPShow AND working as a Chinese spy…

@fama_il @FPShow THIS is why I LOVE working farm shows!!!

@puzzer69 @MattHintz3 @FPShow Well we actually had a prototype 1069 with a door that opened the correct way and shift levers that don’t rack your nuts but it never made it into production.

@fama_il @MattHintz3 @FPShow Pry Noone there old enough to know what a 1086 is....

@MattHintz3 @FPShow Talking to Case IH rep: “Yeah we had a 1086 back in the day and it was a fucking pile of shit”

@fama_il @FPShow Don’t forget to bring up grievances from 20 years ago to the 26 year old rep

The Jews killed Jesus soooooo…….yeah, there’s that

@farmerschneck I know you guys haven’t imported any minorities in a couple hundred years but you get a couple of them in there and it’s even easier

This job has gotten so much easier as time and technology moves forward. If you don't yet have an electric leaf blower I highly recommend one. #ontag #wheatisallgone

@Citrowske_L It’s ok brotha I’ll mail some hundos to dry your tears

@fama_il 10% more than our marginal land in MN......you get a gold star

Haha motherfuckers! 225 kern yield for Illinoise! You stupid idiots in the fringe states like Iowa, Wisconsin and Indiana can just switch back to CRP anytime and leave the corn growing to us real farmers.

“Farming looks easy when your pencil is Diddys checkbook and you’re sitting in front of JD Ops center”

@PlsntVlyFarmer Mellencamp is nothing but a liberal poser. He never gave a fuck about farmers.

Still farming, last I knew.

@Tim_NuAgTech @lynxmfg @ILFERTCHEM Hull yeah

Setup is almost complete on the @lynxmfg Dynasty 24 row striptill applicator with 17 ton dry capacity for the @ILFERTCHEM MAGIE Show. #Showstopper

What is he trying to tell us? 😭

Buy losers!