Brad Allen

@portilloshotdog wonder why the store at 3400 Freedom Drive Springfield, IL isn’t busy? Because your employees would rather stand around/talk about drinking than give me my order that’s been sitting behind the counter for 10 minutes. The chef’s kiss: forgetting my extra gravy.

@nicksortor I grew up going to Cincinnati as I have family close to there. My son goes to college near Cincy. I won’t let him go there, especially at night, as it’s not safe. Sad state of affairs. I loved Cincinnati when I was a kid.

🚨 BREAKING: Cincinnati’s Police Chief has just been placed on LEAVE after she was accused of “anti-white bias” within the department LONG overdue! Chief Theetge infamously blamed the MEDIA for the viral attack on white tourists by blacks in July, adding to the evidence she’s making decisions based on race. Per a new lawsuit, the Chief used a “race based quota system” to decide promotions and hirings. Given the fact she’s now on leave, this sounds pretty credible. DEI Police Chiefs have to go!

@Red38218052 @Emilio2763 @LuisRos62512128 5,000% for 84 months.

@Emilio2763 @LuisRos62512128 She put $90 down on a $142,000 car and still owes more than $142k on the car. 🤣 what was her finance rate.

She Agreed to Pay $75k Over MSRP for a G-Wagon and Now is Claiming it was During a “Manic” Episode and Mercedes Robbed Her…

@droguul @alphakenmoore @iAnonPatriot

@alphakenmoore @iAnonPatriot How does a school have. 91 percent graduation rate and a 0 percent reading at grade level? What the hell are we doing here?

Illinois has 24 schools where not a single child can read at grade level.. How tf is that possible..!?

Thanks to @IllinoisWheat for a great Summer Forum last night! If you haven’t heard @jasonmauck1 speak you need to find a time to attend his presentation. Innovative is an understatement!!! Loved hearing how he “farms weird” and pushes the envelope.

@OkieStotts Happy Anniversary!!!

Seventeen years ago I made the best decision I’m ever going to make.

Awesome: getting food after a crazy work day. NOT Awesome: getting a Route 44 Cherry Limeade from @sonicdrivein that’s mostly carbonated water with no flavor. They had to know they made me a crap drink but it’s slightly red and they don’t have to drink it. Who cares, right?

@its_The_Dr Learned to drive in a 1976 Datsun King Cab pickup truck!!! Dad bought it new and I drove it all the way through college in the early 90’s.

@FreckledLiberty Yes.

men, is this true? 😭

@DonutOperator Are those your “business” boots? Or every day boots?

Flying once again! Ask me anything!

@clownworld That looks like a floor sander instead of a mower!!! 😂 My lawn service yelled at me for mowing my yard at 2.5 inches tall instead of 3 inches tall. They’d freak out watching this.

@pnwguerrilla Your employee should get a free lunch every week from them. They really missed out on a good PR story!

So one of my employees stole a fire extinguisher from a fucking tacotime to put out a vehicle fire. He walked in the closest establishment after seeing the fire, which was a Taco Time, said he needed a fire extinguisher, they didn’t answer fast enough so he walks behind the counter and just fucking takes it and sprints off to help. He is now banned from Tacotime 🤣 THATS. MY. BOY.

@WeaponsVault Dr. Goodspeed does not approve…

Very few will know what this is

Took a break from Twitter as work and life got busy. I figure this post will start some engagement. Got a new work pickup. Check out the badge on the hood…

@lucy_rohden Go Pokes!!!

Since this is recirculating, I wanted to see if I still got it (spoiler: I do)

@DeegSports @SSN_Alabama @OKSTProbs @SSN_USC My Alma Mater is in the correct spot. Go Pokee!!!

Which circle is your school in? 🤔

@clownworld They wouldn’t be walking away if they did that to my dogs.

@Storm5farms Bob, you’re WAY under on old Jabba the Hut’s weight. He’s easily pushing 450!!! The epitome of health! 😂

I don’t know whether RFK is right or wrong when it comes to healthcare but when you’re tipping the scales at 350+, you might want to sit this one out. Just an observation.

@CattleParker I miss a lot of things about OK but getting stuck in the red clay isn’t one of them. 😂

If you know you know

@DudespostingWs Dutch Oven her!!! No mercy.

What is the appropriate male response when this happens