Fantasy Baseball Now

@notgaetti Does he only work from the 7th inning on?

Mark Sweeney, one of the greatest pinch-hitters of all time! Great stick off the bench.

@notgaetti Thought they might bring back Steve Blass

In a shocking turn of events, Paul Skenes will take the ball for Pittsburgh on Opening Day

@FAmmiranteTFJ Aside from the cheapness of Bob Nutcase, there is no reason not to keep him

Put him on the damn roster

@Andrew_FBB What do they do with him? Send him to AAA and keep his development moving or put him in the pen so he’s ready to slide into the rotation when needed? First World problem for the Braves

Didier Fuentes has been otherworldly this spring: 9 IP 0.00 ERA 17 K : 0 BB🔥 22.2 SwStr% Deserves a rotation spot!

@barrylongii Derek Jeter

Who was the best player on your favorite MLB team the last time they won a World Series?

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

The NotGaetti subscription feature has launched and I just wanted to drop a quick note about the sort of community I’m envisioning here: 1. The purpose, perks, and rhythm of this inner circle are driven by You People. Truly: this is about going deeper into baseball topics, non-baseball topics, letting you choose who gets featured on NEPTA, and generally giving you more agency and access to the things you're curious about. 2. Yes, the $4 is a nod to Lou Gehrig, one of my favorite players of all time. It's a nominal amount that thwarts the bots and burner accounts; just enough that we'll wind up with a self-selected inner circle of intellectually curious folks that really want to talk ball and build a community. I so enjoy bringing you baseball content on a regular basis and this is a great way to support the cause if you have been a fan of NEPTA or any of my other hardhat-wearing antics for a while.

@notgaetti Sixto Lezcano

Actual first one that came to mind: Surhoff A reasonable, normal person’s answer: Yount

@ChiSoxFanMike @cubbiesforlife Welcome to the show kid

@cubbiesforlife I’m laughing at the fact that this list consists of major leaguers, top prospects, and then me

MLB season is almost underway so here is my hate watch list - Kyle Tucker - Colson Montgomery - Jackson Churro - William Contreras - Abner Uribe - @ChiSoxFanMike - Chase Meidroth - Hagen Smith - Noah Schultz - Caleb Bonemer - Miguel Vargas - Wilson Contreras - LED la Cruz

@realboshek @YankeeLibrarian Russo hates the Yankees. His entire career has been built screaming about them. He’s a sideshow attraction

Aaron Judge got on base EIGHTEEN times in only 7 playoff games last year 18 The issue is... his entire career he's been surrounded by losers... thanks to a TERRIBLE owner and mediocre GM who 100% escape all blame and scrutiny from the national narrative makers like Mad Dog

@JessicaDBrand @phitter72 I just wolfed a Sanoran Dog in Scottsdale Saturday and it was a glorious mess

@phitter72 Absolutely. I’m absolutely one to do so. The caveat is that I always do so exclusively pregame because the vast majority of seating isn’t viable to eating as much. And I’m not missing the game for as much.

Honest question: does anyone enjoy eating messy, drippy foods like these hunched over their lap at a baseball game? I get it that these offerings are really just social media fodder, but who is ordering any of these items because they make sense to eat at a ballpark?

@Connor_J_Hughes If only games on the field were in shorts and a T shirt we would have won the Super Bowl with Wilson. That said, if he’s there in round 4 they should pounce

I love the idea of the #Jets taking Allar

@notgaetti Is that the first bet?

What could possibly go wrong 🥴

@JessicaDBrand Asking as a Yankee fan. Do the padded seats become a padded room in September when the implosion begins?

So if you’re in the Delta Club, the padded seats right behind home: Your ticket is pre-loaded with a few hundreds dollars worth of concessions across the park. Free. Most underrated perk in a stadium, if you ask me. …this dish is an amazing way to use part of that, personally.

@EmSheDoesIt She has a catnip problem that needs professional help

just caught Apollo with her face in a bowl of goldfish crackers licking the shit outta them. She is grounded and not allowed to make any plans until the end of the school year

@notgaetti Foster pitched against plumbers and milkmen

Bill Foster 🔥 🔥 🔥

Folks, it’s a momentous day in the history of NG Nation. As You People™ know, making content on here has been a no-days-off pursuit for me for many years and the community we’ve built together is the most amazing one of its kind. Now we’re stepping it up! x.com/notgaetti/crea…

@theblockspot John Wooden

Who is the greatest coach in College Basketball history… IF you only counted the month of March?

@ChiSoxFanMike I think Colson will hit over 30

My official 2026 White Sox home run predictions. Murakami: 28 C. Montgomery: 26 Sosa: 18 Vargas: 17 Benintendi: 16 Hays: 13 Teel: 13 Quero: 11 Kelenic: 10 Baldwin: 10 Antonacci: 8 Meidroth: 7 Pereira: 7 Lee: 6 B. Montgomery: 5 Mead: 5 Acuña: 4

@OleTimeHardball No Roberto Clemente? No Rogers Hornsby? It’s a shit list

Top 50 baseball players of All-Time Too high: J. Robinson, Rose, Ryan, Jeter Too low: Bench, Schmidt, Speaker