Jim Schwarzbach

@SimonWDC He does not have the ability to accept responsibility. He cannot not blame others when he screws up. He doesn’t even understand the concept of manning up.

Trump needs to stop blaming others, man up, and fix the incredible global mess he's made. New video and written analysis 👇 open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc/p…

@RonFilipkowski @Martina

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@7Veritas4 I’ve heard this one before, not holding my breath. (But wouldn’t it be nice!)

@7Veritas4 Weird? More like par for the course.

They claim to have been planning this for months, allegedly to keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly. Weird.

@TonerousHyus @tbonier You used the correct instance of “you’re” - I am impressed!

@FarLeftTexas @tbonier You’re retarded

I spent a few mins this morning going through the Texas Dem Primary early/mail vote turnout data. A few observations:

@7Veritas4 Oh, what could possibly go wrong?

Sweet merciful Christ.

@Tesla @elonmusk Tesla feature request: If my phone is sitting in the charger, and I open the driver's door (or remove my butt from the seat), play a loud Dum-Dum-do-do-DUM warning - because I'm about to walk away from the car leaving it unlocked with keys in the ignition.

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes. We. Do.

This. This right here.

This administration hires only the brightest and the best.

@stats_feed At first glance I read, “can actually increase your risk” and I thought to myself - you are dying soon.

Masturbating more than 21 times a month can actually decrease your risk of prostate cancer

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@tbonier This is sickening.

Wait, Kimmel accurately observed that Republicans were working overtime to characterize the killer as a liberal so Disney took him off the air!? What am I missing?

@AlPSilvaJr @ShawnRyanShow @rookisaacman Because competence is not a requirement in this administration for cabinet positions. Competence is actually somewhat of an instant disqualification.

@ShawnRyanShow @rookisaacman Still shake my head why this man isn’t leading NASA.

The worst part about living on Mars with Astronaut Jared Isaacman. 🤯 Continue watching the full episode at 12:30PM CST. @rookisaacman

@rookisaacman @SecDuffyNASA @NASA Yes, the video is awesome and has that Fire-Them-Up vibe. But Trump’s cabinet members and political appointees are not known for their accuracy, abilities, or even keeping their word. Bluster & BS? Absolutely. Skills & talents? Hardly.

Well, this video fires me up. No doubt we face real competition, but I believe in @SecDuffyNASA, the team at @NASA and across all of industry..America will lead in this great adventure 🇺🇸

@tbonier I spent most of 23 & 24 analyzing every race to compare to previous races. Determined beyond a shadow of a doubt those swings were a harbinger of D wins across the board on the 1st Tuesday after the 1st Monday in November. Not letting my hopes get dashed like that again.

You won't see swings like this in the midterms, but even a swing of one-third of this level would blow the GOP's gerrymanders.

@amazon Is there a setting in your app to quit sending this spam over and over and over?

@stats_feed Mervyns. Circuit City. Linen N Things. K-Mart.

What is a company that will never get money from you again?

@LorraineEvanoff @SimonWDC Dems over performed all over the country in 2023 and 2024 and we were all just certain that meant a big win in November of 2024. I’m cautiously hopeful, but I’m not repeating my 2024 certainty.

This is why I'm not buying the polls showing congressional Democrats are polling so much worse than Republicans. The polls don't separate out the reason: it's frustration with Dems can't do much in the minority. But Republicans are the ones doing all the damage AND those who are frustrated with Dems are the ones who gave the Republicans the majority!!!! "Dems have been overperforming in special and local elections all across the country this year and have substantial leads in the most recent independent polls in NJ and VA, states Harris won by 6 points: Sherrill 51% - Ciattarelli 31% (+20) Spanberger 49% - Earle-Sears 37% (+12) The new CNN poll had what may be the most significant data of the week - Dems have open up a huge enthusiasm advantage (something with DNC Chair Ken Martin and I touch on in our discussion)." Sunday Hopium - Six Months In The Country Is Not Buying What Trump Is Selling, by @SimonWDC hopiumchronicles.com/p/sunday-hopiu…