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Chirping away🌚

@jon_d_doe Women 😂

Women. But you still born 7 children for am. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@Opehyehmmi @Reubenofenugu Both

Who is a good leader?.

The "known danger" of a bear is that it will literally eat you alive. But here is the ultimate irony: when people get lost in those exact woods, the rescue helicopters are flown by men, and the teams dropping in to save them are men. If you truly believe men are the ultimate "unknown danger," you should logically refuse to let a team of strange men rescue you. But you wouldn't. You'd be screaming for them to save your life.

The risk assessment in this "bear vs man" discourse is fundamentally broken, and watching women confidently choose the bear is peak internet delusion. Y'all will meet up with anonymous Tinder matches every weekend, leave clubs with strange men just because they drive a luxury car, go home with celebrities from backstage, and voluntarily date literal drug lords. You take massive, unchecked risks with strange men every single day. But drop you in a hypothetical forest, and suddenly a man is more dangerous than a 600lb apex predator just so you can win a gender war argument? The performative IQ is completely in the mud. Please rest.

@Trevornoah There should be a reality show where a woman gets dropped in the desolate woods and has 5 minutes to decide man or a bear. And if she picks bear, you realease a wild bear. If she lasts a night with the bear, she wins a million dollars. Shit would be a hit on Netflix. 🤣🤣🤣

@FirstKingEntert Lemon basil... Sunday stew is not complete without it

This is the only vegetable that has zero market value in the west except you take it to Lagos. Unlike in Igbo land , the Yorubas don't know it!

If you know anyone that works at DSTV please tell them to bring their Laptops, cords & flash so that they can collect new movies. 😔

@1meajay "If we are fucking - I own you"

entitlement mentality is a big sign that somebody is not bright, it's a big sign that somebody is unintelligent and slow and dumb. because, if you had common sense, you won't think you "deserve" money you didn't work for from somebody as a full grown adult.

@HopeMike99 @ThaBoyYom 😂🤲

@ThaBoyYom And she can't wake up in the morning to make his breakfast ooo... He has to hire a maid from that salary cause she's not a slave.

I repeat, we need to keep putting these things in perspective to see it clearly. So he has to earn way higher and be above you for you to even consider him. But once you guys are together, you guys are equal and he’s ‘lucky’ to have you ? + the union somehow benefits him more ? You’re actually m@d dear.

@Ludathygoat Mean puss🌚

Sex is cool… but have you ever fucked the girl who used to hate you the most?

@AishahAyilara Nice cucs

I no fit lie give you, these were the ones I planted🤭

If this Nigeria is a working country, nobody will give visa testimonies in church.

Actually divorce doesn’t make a woman glow, it is self neglect that makes them not glowing while married, but after separation they feel they’re now alone, so they start to focus on their beauty to spite their ex, they start to work extra on their appearances, this should also be done while married, look good, dress well, prioritize yourself and be intentional about you.

This is someone's business in Biase. I can bet my Balls that this community hasn't seen POWER from the National Grid in 15 years (i wanted to say 20, but I mean na my balls we dey negotiate with). Now, imagine you come in, build a Solar Powered Grid and feed the Local Life!

@neo_officialll 😂

"People" Lol

@VikyInsights @itz_youngprince Like 🤲

If you Can unfollow your boyfriend after breaking up with him, Then you could've unfollowed all those Men he was uncomfortable with while you were dating. Ehn Fine Girl. 🤌😂😂😂

@neo_officialll Time and season✅

Times and Seasons. Lobistar self don dy fall off small small, 5Star has taken over. Soon, 5Star self go fall off, the motion moves to someone else. Peller fell off, Carter Efe took over. While you are in your own season of bountiful, make sure you use it wisely.

9 months cassava Sweet Yams Sweet potato 8 months plantain

@UgoAgro_ Pepper Okra Tomato Egusi

What 4 crops will you put your hopes in? Consider the following 1. Season (May - December) 2. Profit 3. Ease of Production 4. Value Addition Target 🎯 production value for each is 5,000. I'm hoping Farmers Air their Choices. Mine? Find 👇🏽 Below.

@iam_sommy @blaq_en_belle Try investigate wetyn lead to that development..

@FarmerDanuchi @blaq_en_belle No be storekeeper fault my gee... most of these drivers are greedy!

I had a package sent from Abuja to Ibadan, paid 20k to the driver as the delivery fee, he got to Ibadan, dropped the package with someone and when the person I sent to collect the package got there, he was told he needed to pay 1000 naira to collect the package because they held it down for him. We called the Abuja driver and asked him why he didn’t settle the Ibadan driver properly as we are now being asked to pay 1000 naira. After going back and forth, we had to pay. A day after, we sent another package from Lagos to Ibadan, paid 4k and specifically told the driver to let them know we won’t be paying anything to collect it, and to settle whoever he leaves the package with at the park. The person who was going to collect got to the park and they won’t give him the parcel until he pays 500. We called the Lagos driver and asked him why he didn't settle whoever he left the package with, he said they weren’t supposed to charge us again that he settled him...…when he had nothing else to say, he then said “just pay, it’s only 500 naira.” It’s just so appalling. This has now become a strategy. They have become so dubious. Is this how it is now???