Mephistopheles: D'mon

I need me one of these ooo... I need to ball on Saturday and my old boot has gone to part no more. How many likes for just one?

@PenTitan Women are the lowest thing after animal

He's a 10 but he's a yahoo boy✅ He's a 10 but he's married✅ He's a 10 but he's a mummy's boy❌ He's a 10 but he's nonchalant❌ They want a man who has a whole family on the side, but is somehow chalant towards them They prefer a man who scams people for a living to a man who loves his mom Women are delusional as a species

@kene_asogwa She go dey outside first make I lock my door go get wetin I want get. I can't leave her inside my house and I can't walk around with models.

If you invite model come ur crib , u dey lock ur door with her inside when wan sharply rush buy something or you Dey carry her follow body?

@rahsh33m Women seeing men do that be like:

Not them scattering like ants 😂

@deem_big65585 I fear this gun pass English except double barrel.

Omo if you point me this gun to collect my phone I go first burst laugh 😹 waytin be this ?

@onedarkhorse_ You're shocked that the person selling her body to survive is dumb? How dumb can one be to not value herself???? The most worthless beings are prostitutes cause they're so useless in this world of many talents that all the can do is slave away themselves for money.

bro do you know how dumb a person has to be to not understand this joke? wtf

@DailySpillNaija Honestly, can't remember the last time I gave money to any woman and the last woman that ate my money worked for it. I'm beyond stingy.... I'm cruel with my money.

“If I were to be a guy, I would be the most stingy man on earth. What do you mean I would go and work for my money and give it to you because you're a lady? I don't wanna be a man. I don't envy you guys. You guys are suffering.” ~ Lady says

@Usenp_ @nafisatf2 @Wizarab10 I wanna ask you only one question. Have you ever witnessed any biblical events that makes you believe "oh, God is real" cause of the event and Do you believe Quran is true?

@HopeMike99 @nafisatf2 @Wizarab10 Jesus replied that Elijah came as the continuation of John The Baptist. It was foretold that John will come again. Now look at the from the dead of John to the day coming of Elijah. Don't let anything to shift your believe. God is real

Congregation dey drop every Sunday and they are still living in poverty. When will The miracle happen? Pastor: Drop more with faith

@HopeMike99 Never ooo He won’t be able to fill up any page

Bro, 13 years digging no be small digging oo

@Donjaytrix001 Fact

A woman’s greatest enemy is freedom

@Prestigious_Gt x.com/i/status/20353…

Having this kind of picture with a man wey never marry you 😂 13 years my foot Women too mumu ehhhh 🤣

@i_Am_Haduke You don try your male cousins???? Just an advise ooo

“Don’t double text him, you’re loved at home” Na the love at home go suck my brea$t?

@kunle_pata Critical thinking does it all. That's why people like working with me cause I'll take a chill time to reason things through instead of rushing. I must make sure I analyze all the possibilities, effects and results before I carry on. With this, cost, time and energy is save.

There was a report I used to send to China every single day. It would take me a solid 2–3 hours of focused work, no shortcuts, just pure effort. Then one day, while I was in the shower, an idea hit me. I didn’t even wait, I rushed out, grabbed my laptop, and tried it immediately. From that moment on, what used to take hours started taking less than 30 minutes. That experience stayed with me. Yes, we all need grace in what we do. But sometimes, it’s not about grinding endlessly or working hard all the time…it’s about stepping back, thinking differently, and working smart. Now turn the ladder upside down. Move smart.

@GodstimeAtas Fact

If tithing guarantees financial breakthrough, Nigeria would have the richest people in the planet.

@Drwhales_ Let's imagine the depth of the sea and reason how long it will take for them to cross through without transportation

Pointers that the Red Sea story is a lie: -• No independent evidence Moses existed - only the Bible. -• Oral tradition, not written in real time. -• No historical proof the event itself happened. -• Miracles like this don’t happen again in a globally connected world of today. Let’s call these stories what they are: religious/cultural beliefs, not history.

@Usenp_ @nafisatf2 @Wizarab10 The generation has every right to doubt God cause God isn't incapable of sending someone to represent him properly. If I have a company and none of my executive officer are running it properly, isn't it left for me to send a trusted executive to represent me?

@HopeMike99 @nafisatf2 @Wizarab10 This is the problem in Christianity. Leaders are preaching what favors them. This is the reason we don't have pastors that can command the true effects of the holy Spirit and is making this generation to doubt God.

@sirhighbreed It was from my pastor 🤣🤣🤣

I haven’t forgot some of y’all thought covid came from 5G.

@kena_ewuru Holy Moses... What a world of wonders and surprises.

She probably found out he got a vasectomy after she got pregnant “for him”. 😭

@Esty_Ifunanya @kena_ewuru He's the one footing the bills and doesn't wanna add more bill to his already piled up bills. So it's his home and body thus leaving him with choice to run it as long as it doesn't hurt no one.

@kena_ewuru No, she didn’t. She wanted a fourth child, but her husband said he did not want any more children and went ahead against the desire of his wife to get a vasectomy.

@kena_ewuru Aswear 😂😂😂