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@InvertTheWing @baa_seet 😂😂😂

Anyways, that is it from me for 2 weeks. I have deleted all footballing related apps, cancelled all footballing related subscriptions, and will be leaving this country until the league season ends. Additionally, I will be partaking a hunger strike and water fast. Hope you’re happy, PGMOL.

@InvertTheWing @baa_seet 😭😭😂😂

Dear Twitter, I have a proposal, please read all of it. Arsenal fans care more about Twitter brownie points than seeing their team actually win an illegitimate title. So I suggest we mutually come together and do one thing, because nobody can take the title (or league) seriously after today. Whenever they bring up anything, we will collectively act dumbfounded, confused, and pretend to not know what they are talking about. We respond "What are you talking about?", or "what title?". That way, we do what is right. We do not acknowledge an illegitimate league title, nor do we give them the Twitter validation they ever so grave. Hopefully it encourages them to celebrate with their friends instead of online.

While the debate rages over who has been the best player this season, the Norwegian has scored 50 goals in just 37 appearances 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Marc Guéhi is the first Man City player to make 11+ clearances and win 11+ duels in a Premier League game since Nicolás Otamendi vs. Burnley in 2017. 💪

Haaland is just a victim of his own success. 26 prem goals and he’s not in any conversation😂

Say nothing, just retweet 😭😭😭

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Unai Emery is probably going to win the Europa League with Sevilla, Villarreal and Aston Villa. That’s like some kind of Football Manager save goal to succeed with all the teams with “Villa” in.

@JoskoGvardiol4 @Managing_City Sharp 👍

I’m back! 😎

I cannot fathom how absurd this is. For context to non-WoSo fans, this is basically City letting Haaland go on a free transfer as they won't match the contract offer.

I LOVE THIS CLUB🩵

É campeão !!! 🥰🏆🏆

Champions 🙌

@NealGardner_ @sammie_boi20 😂😂

It’s very annoying that the ideal Hansi Flick CB plays for City.

@sammie_boi20 @InvertTheWing @baa_seet Winners chapel ni

@Farr_rook @InvertTheWing @baa_seet Arsenal go win lol

Please keep replying to my tweets Arsenal fans. Please. I will inevitably be here when you get absolutely demolished by Bayern or PSG in The Final.

If you’re a Muslim and this appears on your timeline, kindly retweet it so it can reach those who may not have completed their ṣalāh today. May this act serve as a reminder and stand as a witness for us on the Day of Qiyaamah.

Welcome, Leo 😎 #F1 #MiamiGP

If your plan is to take your parents out of poverty, retweet this.