Martk Fartkerson
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Martk Fartkerson
@Fartkerson
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Katılım Haziran 2014
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The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast
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@Esqueer_ Isn’t this the font that Hitler despised and had banned? It was created in the 16th century by the artist Albrecht Durer.
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@adamjbromley @EricSande1 @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder That’s why eating raw, freshly acid covered humans is so much more satisfying. It’s that squirming and sound of agonizing pain as you swallow them down your eternal, gargantuan elder god gullet that really makes the meal special.
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@EricSande1 @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder They don't have a central nervous system, so it's highly unlikely oysters experience a pain response.
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@geech_boy @Teeman12x @crazyclips_ I don’t understand why you’re victim blaming a defenseless person. Not everyone is a fighter. That’s how society is. That’s why we don’t live by the law of the jungle because victimization is so easy. You can blame all you want but you cant take a moral high ground on oppression.
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@Fartkerson @Teeman12x @crazyclips_ So it makes sense to stand there and let the person do it, right?
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@eneji_bro @blaqmase_ @TheLitePhoenix @crazyclips_ The cost of not being beaten by the mob surrounding her after she escalates the violence. I’d rather be beaten on by a single person than beaten nearly to death by fighting back like that kid who died in Las Vegas last year. Better to take the beating and move on.
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@Fartkerson @blaqmase_ @TheLitePhoenix @crazyclips_ She won but at what cost?
She would most likely end up with one or more bruises, black eye, missing tooth etc
GIF
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@geech_boy @Teeman12x @crazyclips_ I disagree. The aggressor punching the defenseless person looks so much stupider. It’s not only stupid to punch defenseless people, it’s morally and legally wrong.
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@Fartkerson @Teeman12x @crazyclips_ You sound like the type of person to get punched and stand there and look stupid
GIF
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@Nukov_ @falloutonprime Unless you’re the creator of the Welcome to the Wasteland Fallout 3 mod from almost 20 years ago, you are not the one due royalties.
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@SkipGreeneIDB @therealmissjo @crazyclips_ Bystanders letting violence happen without stopping it. They support a culture of violence. They’re egging it on and taking joy in the oppression and violence being done to another person.
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@therealmissjo @crazyclips_ These people? It’s one person. How many people are you holding to account for this? Be clear.
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@geech_boy @Teeman12x @crazyclips_ That is a statement of pure ignorance. Your mentality supports systemic violence.
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@Teeman12x @crazyclips_ If you’re not going to fight for yourself, don’t expect anyone else to…
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@dom_lucre @AmiriKing The roots of conservatism lie within power maintaining power. Liberalism lies within taking power from those who already have power. You can’t be a conservative and claim that liberals started it first.
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@AmiriKing They legit started fucking with us first. I feel him but don’t.
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here’s a random opinion I remember my granddad had and a fun story I tell almost everyone. 🧵🐵
to summarise, my grandfather thinks that more people should stand their ground and beat up monkeys…. yup
context: in the last half century my grandparents told us that they saw in real time the behavioural changes in monkeys in their area of Thailand.
how before monkeys used to be timid scaredy cats who will merely scream and charge at you as a test on their worst days (usually during the dry summer when food was scarce)
before tourism monkeys would learn that locals WILL whack them on the head, throw things at them and scare them away etc but now they test their luck bc tourists are easily intimidated.
this is why monkeys often attack tourists and they scout for backpacks/approach humans they think have food.
the reward is just way too high and the risk is low for them.
my grandad hypothesised decades ago that the solution isn’t to just stop giving them food (they are intelligent and will rob you)
he made a suggestion to his local council way back in the 80s for the government to deploy guards in tourist heavy areas whose job will be to scare and by extension control monkeys behaviour. call it human x monkey relations if you will
however, this “solution” might put tourists (especially children and the elderly) in more danger as over time the monkeys will be able to distinguish guards from regular tourists and go after the vulnerable groups.
so with that being said my fondest memory of my grandad was listening to his righteous and often comical stance on this super niche subject. I think he may have been autistic.
he would chuckle to himself while saying “you only need to punch them in the face once and they will be scared of you forever I promise”
when me and my brother were 2 and 6 my grandad took us to a national park to prove his theory.
We stopped in the middle of the road beside a large hill face. this exact area is famous for this one particularly massive troop of macaques.
there must’ve been 100 individuals there at least. it was the largest monkey troop I’d ever seen in my life.
my grandad got out of the car and walked up to a group of macaques with a bag of snacks filled with nuts and sweets.
almost immediately the standout largest male with fangs so long they looked like fingers approached him with aggression.
It was then I saw my little 76 year old grandfather punched an animal half his size in its face.
the monkey looked spooked and let out a huge screeched then fled into the dense forest as my grandfather turned around smiling proudly while 30+ onlooking tourists took photos.
My whole family was shook as the entire monkey troop fled and for the remainder of the trip non of the monkeys dared to approach our family and non were aggressive.
even when some individuals approached us for food (we were in our car) they would quickly run back into the dense forest at the sight of my grandfather.
For the rest of the trip my grandfather spoke proudly of his action and told everyone “see, I was right” and till this day I still die of laughter.
so if you get anything from this story it should be that monkeys are more scared of us than we are of them. if it comes down to it, you should probably punch one in the face.
Crazy Clips@crazyclipsonly
There's no way
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ROWBOAT RUMBLE: Watch as massive WWE-style brawl breaks out on dock over boat parking argument. trib.al/tbuDXi6
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@dhurley3628 @FoxNews May I see your growing list of videos where the role is reversed?
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@notthereallucid @BenjaminLong16 @ohnoesaxel @DreamcastGuy @DiscussingFilm He's a psychopath, what do you expect? When you see people like this you expect them to behave rational? They're not rational, they're driven by their overwhelming passion to hate and to spread trauma.
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@landsharkGG @Bandito182 @DirtySheriffixi @KoffinKinder @PureBatman111 @s8n Mysterious ways, like U2 says about women.
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@Bandito182 @DirtySheriffixi @KoffinKinder @PureBatman111 @s8n just wondering why he would create something knowing it would rebel and be prideful? then punish it despite its flaws being his own creation? did he make a mistake?
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