making a go of it

I’m going to throw up

THIERNO BARRY THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAKE O'BRIEN THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARC GUEHI THANK YOU!!!!!

i'll never forgive teddy roosevelt for not killing the snallygaster when he had the chance

me: i'm going to go to bed early tonight to catch up on sleep my brain the second my eyes close:

when my friends are being mean in the group chat

obsessed with 18th century peter griffin making weird old recipes youtu.be/oQUkkVr5z8g?si…

pediatrician told us he has a 6 month old patient who is 43 lbs

so glad it's finally the wekend!

@sestbien he set the fire

@FastballCowboy is that the guy from minoqua who thinks the fbi is gonna kill him

a rural wisconsin strip club was a victim of arson and the owner is on the news saying "we will rise from ashes to asses"

This bar would be heaven for me

back when i first started drinking, my cousin and i would each crush a box of rhinelander shorties in his driveway on friday nights

fish probably love being made into a soup... "brings me back" type shit

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

Gonna do some more day n nite parodies. Mr Krabs Yes He is red but he is also fat. His daughter is a whale and she’s fat too. It seems that spongebob is a yellow fool. fool.

@sestbien disney movie where the pirates owner says "that damn rodent of yours ate all our baseball bats!" before slamming his fist so hard on his desk that phil's owner's top hat pops off, does a little flip, and lands back on his head

The pirates may never win another game after this

This is what I would eat for dinner every night if I made 70k

@YungGiamatti am i doing this right?