Uncle Tony

i just stupid man

arsenal fans when everton doesnt win the cup for them

Basketball is my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble the ball up and down the court.

Doesn’t everyone know you shouldn’t grill FROZEN SALMON!?

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

nobody can get a struggling offense going like chris paddack

need a supercut of sal frelick falling to a knee when he swings

rd 2

in 7th grade my friend wrote a poem so moving that they had her read it at a school assembly in front of everyone then like a week later we found out the poem was Airplanes by B.o.B and she had just heard the song on MySpace like a week before it started playing on radio

@FastballCowboy HIPPA

pediatrician told us he has a 6 month old patient who is 43 lbs

so glad it's finally the wekend!

@FastballCowboy lotta playas up there

@sestbien he set the fire

a rural wisconsin strip club was a victim of arson and the owner is on the news saying "we will rise from ashes to asses"

the MLB letting the white sox sign murakami means theres still hope

got it mike’s way(poured the summit pils all over it)

going after hasan piker is going to save it!

i was told stories that this guy was going to change the pittsburgh franchise forever

every game in the nba is between two frauds. if you lose, your fraudulence is proven. if you win, you’ve won against a fraud, and have thus proven nothing.

fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend