OfficialFatJesus

After what we’ve all seen in the last few days, if you still support that orange lump of shit in the White House, his armed, masked, murdering fucking Gestapo, or anybody else who supports him or them, fuck you, and I wish nothing but the worst shit in the world to happen to you.

@libsoftiktok TELL YOUR PRESIDENT TO STOP FUCKING KIDS

STOP TRYING TO KILL OUR PRESIDENT.

@JohnCleese Yes.

Is Johnson appallingly ignorant, or just a liar ?

@Crossbreed8714 @TheAKGuy Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t make it untrue. Nothing has been proven false. Nothing. He was convicted 34 times. He was found liable for sexual assault, and he’s actively covering up the Epstein Files in which he is mentioned more times than Jesus is in the Bible.

@FatJesusTT @TheAKGuy 2 of those three things were were proven false multiple times. And there's also nothing in the constitution that says you can't vote for someone with criminal record.

This might be a radical opinion, but… I’m getting really tired of people trying to shoot my President.

@SergiusVerus @Crossbreed8714 @TheAKGuy All of the above.

@Crossbreed8714 @FatJesusTT @TheAKGuy So which of the 3 is he?

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

@TheAKGuy @dronefishing1

@dronefishing1 “Proud Canadian” Opinion on American politics disregarded 💅

@InquisitorExia @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician That should tell you something.

@TheAKGuy Hey Brandon any chance you & Nic(@Fat_Electrician) could do some investigating & finally figure out who or what is radicalizing the liberal leftist Democrats into acts of violence, because they have never been this pro-active since I've been alive (born in 1980)?

@inch_of_thunder @TheAKGuy If your president could stop surrendering our country to Israel and stop fucking kids, that’d be great.

@mattvanswol At some point, if you have any common sense, you have to wonder if these were all real. And if they were, statistics strongly suggest at least one wouldn’t miss. Here’s hoping!

COULD WE PLEASE JUST GO A SINGLE MONTH WITHOUT WORRYING THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MURDER OUR PRESIDENT?!!!! JUST ONE FREAKING MONTH!!!! THIS LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ANY OTHER PRESIDENT!!!!!!

@SpeakerJohnson Just keep lying and stroking Der Fuhrer’s tiny orange cock, you fucking rat.

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@NoMansSky “Halo Games”

😅

@Handre @MarkRPellegrino Damn. I wonder how they did it around the dawn of agriculture? You know, when capitalism and money wasn’t even a concept?

In 1843, a group of socialist vegans bought a farm in Massachusetts and declared it a transcendentalist utopia. What could go wrong? The Fruitlands commune collapsed within seven months because ideological purity cannot feed human stomachs or organize economic production. Bronson Alcott's experiment banned money, animal products, and apparently common sense while expecting 90 acres to sustain a community through New England winter. Alcott recruited transcendentalist dreamers who had never farmed but possessed strong opinions about spiritual agriculture. They refused animal labor for plowing, rejected manure as fertilizer, and spent harvest season attending philosophy lectures instead of gathering crops. When October arrived, they had planted late, harvested little, and stored almost nothing for winter. Their ideology forbade the market mechanisms that could have saved them. The community's anti-money stance meant no price signals, no profit motive, and no rational allocation of scarce resources. Without property rights, nobody owned responsibility for specific tasks. Without market prices, they couldn't calculate which crops would feed the most people or generate trade value with neighboring farms. Alcott traveled constantly giving speeches while his family and followers faced starvation. By January 1844, members fled to towns where evil capitalism provided food, shelter, and paying work. The commune's collapse wasn't bad luck or poor weather - it was economic law in action. You cannot organize production through wishful thinking and moral lectures. Even the most devoted ideologues eventually choose survival over starvation when reality intervenes. Every socialist experiment faces this identical problem, whether it's 90 acres in Massachusetts or 90 million people in the Soviet Union.

@GaryPetersonUSA Rage bait is so fucking cringe.

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

I am a J6er. I protested a stolen election. Walked right past the police through an open door, and the police let me in. My father's step son turned me into the FBI. My house was raided. They branded me a traitor, and insurrectionist, slapped me on a terrorist watchlist. I plead guilty to illegal picketing, a Class B petty offense misdemeanor with the same sentencing guidelines as walking your dog off leash on a National Park . They swore no prison time. They lied. Judge Hogan sentenced me to 30 days for “not being remorseful enough” and three years’ probation to tie me up through elections. An unconstitutional "split" sentence. My Judge, Judge Hogan called J6 worse than the war of 1812. All I did was chant "Stop the Steal!" inside the Capitol and wear the wrong Tshirt. God Bless the J6ers!

@canpenphone @vergatarionick @screenrant No. SHE is dead.

@FatJesusTT @vergatarionick @screenrant They are alive and well.

Christopher Nolan's #TheOdyssey is set for release this summer and the internet ... has some thoughts. But! ‼️ Movies don't need to be historically accurate to be compelling. Let's discuss! screenrant.com/the-odyssey-ba…

@vergatarionick @screenrant Why are you posting factually incorrect information? The person in that picture is dead, first of all. Second, Elliot Page has not been confirmed to play Achilles.

@screenrant Movies don't need to be historically accurate, but this….she is Achilles!! 🤣🤣

I’m convinced @Shanemgillis is the prophet of our time, here to show us that we all suck and everything is stupid. Gods I love that motherfucker.

@Grummz “Waaaaah I can’t kill fishies in a video game!” Retarded take.

Subnautica 2 is a pacifist ideology woven into a game. Players have noticed you cannot defend yourself against attacking fish. Not even in self defense. Only passive means are available. This was by design. You can't kill anything because the devs feel it would support gun violence and aspects of colonialism: "Subnautica is one vote towards a world with less guns. A reminder that there is another way forward." "We want people to feel like they're learning to adapt to the world, rather than being a conqueror or dominator." "We aren't a killing game. Go play Sons of the Forest or something if you want to kill." The anti-violence stance got stronger from Subnautica 1 -> 2, which now has a complete "no kill" policy even when the fish can still kill *you*.

Cue Mark oversimplifying shit.