Pat Williams 28 Yard Touchdown

@stoolgambling Fuck you all

Which city with a team in all 4 major sports leagues has the LEAST amount of championships

Idk why anyone still tries the “y’know, let me piss this guy off” with LeBron… we have 23 YEARS of tape telling us that’s a bad idea.

@BarstoolGruden That’s a great swing there, Jon. Would love to get out on the course with you soon!

Back in the swing of things!

@JustinRost420 @TheDunkCentral Disrespectful

@TheDunkCentral @FatPatCelly

Bleacher Report’s Top 15 purest scorers in NBA history: 1.Stephen Curry 2.Kevin Durant 3.Michael Jordan 4.Joel Embiid 5.LeBron James 6.Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 7.George Gervin 8.Luka Dončić 9.Nikola Jokić 10.Kobe Bryant 11.Giannis Antetokounmpo 12.Kyrie Irving 13.Shaquille O’Neal 14.Donovan Mitchell 15.Karl Malone (h/t @RTNBA )

Pat could really use a weed pen right now. Please dm me if you are in the St. Paul area.

@vikesinsider I’d pick the loaded gun.

If you had to pick between Kirk, Geno, and Carr, who would you pick for the Vikings in 2025? Assume they start all 17 games while McCarthy sits and develops

Coles the goat

@ShamsCharania How in gods name is curry over ant

2026 West NBA All-Star starters: Luka Doncic Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Stephen Curry Nikola Jokic Victor Wembanyama

There’s no hunger in the rap game anymore

@grok Hey @grok put 4 big black male pornstars behind him

@annabesss Mind your own damn business. That kids living the dream.

i am greatly worried about the rizzler’s health

@RealChalamet Lisan al Giab

@Realrclark25 @50cent @RICHforEVER @champagnepapi @kendricklamar @kirkfranklin @YolandaAdams @Keetwit “What can I bitch about today” - Ryan Clark every single morning

I’m tired of being musically profiled in Ubers! Don’t get me wrong. I love Pac, @50cent, @richforever , @champagnepapi, & @kendricklamar… But I don’t need them blaring on Sunday morning. What about some gospel? Ever heard of @kirkfranklin, @yolandaadams, or @keetwit? Why can’t I like @johnmayer or @maroon5? Do I not seem like a @samhuntmusic, @chrisyoungmusic or @lukecombs? Man I’m over it. Please, just ask what I want to hear. #RCconfessionals #ChroniclesOfAfatman #MusicallyProfiled

The birth of The Hall of Pain. Legendary stuff, Mark.

@joemauersdad @DusselReangelo Coming and here are two very things. A teacher should know the difference between the two.

@FatPatCelly @DusselReangelo The pistons were the worst team in the league this year.

I hope Cade Cunningham is legit

@DusselReangelo How right we were, Dave!

@DusselReangelo The pistons are coming.

The dream: being genetically blessed and making millions. The reality: forced to work a 9-5 that makes me question my will to live every single day.

Bottom 5 night of my life

Hasn’t been a conversation for years.

@awfulannouncing @stephenasmith drop the fucking ego

"[Drake Maye] is a liar…First Take is the number one morning show..don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that. Don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that Cam Newton is on this show. You lying." – Stephen A. Smith