Sarah

Probably felt like it was real tbh

I’m watching the #lordoftheflies mini series on Netflix and it’s stressing me out simply because I’m imagining being on set with all the fuckass little boys and what a nightmare that must have been

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

@sighswoon No you wouldn’t

If I was to move to LA today, for the first time, I’d move to the westside and take every class I was interested in at Santa Monica college. I’d visit Venice beach frequently and go on dating app dates with tattooed chefs, moody skaters, drummers, a couple losers and a couple ken dolls, and as many artists as possible. I’d find it all so funny. I’d get really into avocado and tacos and burritos and have a sort of aspirational feeling when I walk through erewhon. I’d just enjoy hot people and their homes and lives. I’d work a sexy little job that elevates my wardrobe and taste. I’d mill around until I found some hottie who wants to hunker down and create a settlement further east. I’d see how that goes. I’ll prioritize live shows when I live east, because you have to. I’d find a scene or two to become a reoccurring character in just for the memories, the friendship. I’d take the offer to host parties once a week at a bar or club even if it’s a Tuesday. I wouldn’t think about anyone’s money but my own. I’d get laser hair removal and a crop top habit. I’d go to the movies, even the foreign indie one. I’d go to the plays, even the 30-seater local ones. I’d travel purely by waymo and uber for at least two years. I would go in the sun and say yes to every pool. I would just enjoy it.

A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be good, but in reality is a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim...

Cheating on a btch who really actually LOVES you & is loyal to you is a HUGE character flaw idgaf & if you could snake your own girl & play both sides on her, you are capable of doing ANYTHING to anybody & I stand on that. You cannot be trusted in any aspect of life.

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

Why do people still argue about prenups. Like just get the prenup, who gives afffff #LoveIsBlind

It really will be the dumbest people you know asking for homeschooling recommendations 🫠🙃

Not them using the JET2 Holiday song in #LoveIsBlind 😂

If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people

@danceoforion I think Bree is gonna find the tape in her room and release it 🥲

y’all i think lucy imagined stephen giving her back the tape in tell me lies

FUCK YOU EVAN YOU ARE DEAD #tellmelies

Strega Nona - TRAITOR Madeline - Faithful Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited Paddington - Faithful Corduroy - Faithful Babar - Faithful (first banished) Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR Eloise - Faithful Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR Thing 1 - Faithful

The environmental impact of the amount of paper towels I use when I clean is offset by me being vegetarian for 10 years.

Rob’s accent was NOT this strong on Love Island lmaooo #TheTraitors

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up: - The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy. - The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized. - Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women. - Men's sperm ages, and they are on a biological clock. I empathize with all the women who were shamed and blamed for these issues when it was actually due to men!

This episode of #tellmelies is giving me PTSD of shitty boys in their 20’s lmao. Why is Evan so horrible now too 😩

Living alone means being able to say “Alexa, play Perfect by Simple Plan” whenever you want to

Also we’re just gonna glaze over the fact that these children are killing these army guys 😂 #StrangerThings5

They keep putting my poor girl in these stupid ass fuck ass costumes. Everyone else looks cool or normal 😩

Started the new season of #StrangerThings and it’s so sick to not remember anything that happened previously, who’s related to who, or just generally wtf is happening at all