Mike Porter

@gus_tawse Post of the Day 🤣🤣🤣

Can’t believe I paid to watch this shite instead of an Italian porno in the hotel room.

@PaulHeatonSolo When is your book coming out ?

40 years ago today- my very first recorded album- London 0 Hull 4 was finished and here in the diary I wrote a rough idea for the track order

@gus_tawse @emrobb100 Me and My Dad also spotted on it

@Heather61210314 @alanoafc1903 Only scored 8 goals away from home this season 🚨🚨🚨

@alanoafc1903 This 💩 show all starts with an inept board who haven’t a fecking clue. 3rd biggest budget in SPL squandered on Sunday league players, absolute negligence right there

Ditch the whole squad and board this summer. It’s needed

@Iam_ladyinred Typical jumped up Plod picking on a young chap. Fascist cnuts

Police pull up beside my boy. Officer ‘reg DD04 L— isn’t registered, confirm your reg’ Boy ‘it’s OO04 L—‘ Rather than admitting he’s wrong, officer then accuses the boy of having illegally spaced plates saying he’ll let him off without a ticket this time. They’re 100% legal 😤

@crug76 @Iam_ladyinred @AppleSupport Hi Craig - I have the same problem. What did you set the battery power mode too ? Sorry I’m not IT clever !! Any help moocho appreciated

@Iam_ladyinred @AppleSupport It turns my volume down all the time Fix I found was settings battery power mode then turn adaptive power off

@AppleSupport any plans to release a fix to stop the 17 Pro Max turning the ringer volume up by itself? No it’s not a case doing it, yes I’ve disabled the attention awareness and no I do not want to disable to volume adjust buttons. I’d just like my phone to work as intended!

@BongoAFC @DBurr_ We are lucky to have an owner who does stump up the cash. There’s nobody banging his door down to buy the club.

@DBurr_ This again 🤦‍♂️ Show me someone willing to fund the Dons and I’m all over it . That person is not out there . Cormack is not perfect but if he goes , we are in real trouble

It’s absolutely insane to me that there is Aberdeen fans out there who still defend Cormack. Every single fan should be on board to get this incompetent cunt out the club ASAP.

@rrwalker69 @HumzaYousaf Get em telt Rico !!

@HumzaYousaf Just like yourself, a rabid anti Christian hamas supporting mutant, like father like son. Many generations of Yousaf inbreeding on full show. Left wing racist lunatics, you, should be nowhere near the Scottish political arena.

We all know why Nick Timothy MP singles out Muslims celebrating Ramadan in Trafalgar Sq. Not because praying is domination, but because he wants to blow a rabid anti-Muslim dog whistle for political gain. He should be nowhere near politics, let alone the shadow front bench.

David Byrne tonight at The Armadillo. What a show…..

@conor_1874 You lot will bottle it. One of the ugly sisters will win the league. Hope I’m wrong.

Good to see Ultras Aberdeen out in full force today

@caie_daniel Plenty time for more 🍺🍺’s then…..

@FatherCod Not been served till 2 pm 🍻

Been fishing today’s lunch🇦🇹🍻🍽️ and served Tandoori

@VideosIrish Is he a professor of engineering by any chance? Snigger,Snigger…..🤭

Gong Xi Fa Cai 恭喜發財 Happy Chinese 🇨🇳 New Year Ahhbidy

@rennie_mjr @Jim_B_71 S Robinson would be a backward step in my opinion. I’m not sure who would a good job at Pittodrie at present.

@Jim_B_71 As i have no idea how this Norwegian bloke , (if it is him🤷‍♂️) will do, and i've been wrong about several managers before, i'll just try & get behind whoever😬🤞 Had it been Robinson😉, it wouldn't have unduly bothered me as i've no clue who might be successful or otherwise.🤷‍♂️

Really disappointed that Aberdeen didn’t go after Stephen Robinson tbh 🤪🎣

@gus_tawse @stuartmitchell2 @emrobb100 I was at Stuart Mitchell, left disappointed If im being honest.

Cracking Valentines evening, food at The Atrium followed by laughs at the Music Hall. @stuartmitchell2 was superb.

@cfcjoe6777 @MailSport Better luck next time

[🟢] NEW: Leigh Griffiths has reportedly lost nearly £150,000 in late-night poker sessions at a Perth casino over just a few days (@Mailsport)

@VideosIrish @caie_daniel

Immigrants destroy their free hotel in ireland and attack the staff

@caie_daniel @HenkeMoravcik_ @503Saraidiaz May I suggest “ Hoover “ was meant…… Hover was written.

@HenkeMoravcik_ @FatherCod @503Saraidiaz 😂nope just a hover 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@caie_daniel @503Saraidiaz Hoover is a “ brand “ You mean vacuum cleaner!! End of Saturday Lesson 😂😂

@503Saraidiaz Buying the pots and pans oh and the hover🤫