Father 5

A Reminder from Carl “It is well within our power to destroy our civilization, and perhaps our species as well. If we capitulate to superstition, or greed, or stupidity, we can plunge our world into a darkness deeper than the time between the collapse of classical civilization and the Italian Renaissance. But we are also capable of using our compassion and our intelligence, our technology and our wealth, to make an abundant and meaningful life for every inhabitant of this planet, to enhance enormously our understanding of the universe and to carry us to the stars.”

@DoucheCanoe42 @GavinAdcock Dat rite?

@GavinAdcock It's music for slow people dude. Zero artistry. LCD shit. You're cocky, annoying and dumb as rock. Your fans are even worse.

If you don’t like me get in line and enjoy the fuckin show

@twomcchickens @DoucheCanoe42 @concertleaks @lollapalooza Fake news!!

@DoucheCanoe42 @concertleaks @lollapalooza Waitlist is fulfilled when someone's payment plan fails, so if you don't meet your layaway payments your tix can be given to someone else. They do create false demand by selling a small amount of 4-days, then increasing the daily price for 2-days & 1-days

Lollapalooza waitlist requests have started to be fulfilled!

@DoucheCanoe42 @TNAGalaxyMember @WrestleTix Chud

@TNAGalaxyMember @WrestleTix Reality arrived fast.

WWE Friday Night SmackDown Fri • Mar 13, 2026 • 4:30 PM Mortgage Matchup Center, Phoenix, AZ Available Tickets: 981 Current Setup: 10,161 Tickets Distributed: 9,180 📈 +503 since the last update (2 days ago) 📅 Days until show: 1 📊 YTD Show Avg: 10,798 🔢 Total # of seats on map: 14,808 ⏮ 6/9/2025: Raw 14,079 💰 Resale: 337 💵 Cheapest Ticket Available (Standard Admission): $43.30 🗒️ New seats added (highlighted below) near the WM sign

@DoucheCanoe42 @KenBakerTV @FOX19 @FOX19Catherine @thebandGHOST @HeritageBankCtr Easily the tri-state’s biggest event of the year so far. Shame the coverage wasn’t on it.

@KenBakerTV @Fox19 @FOX19Catherine No mention of @TheBandGhost at @HeritageBankCtr tonight?

@Incnr8R @MI_Republicans @grok The seriousness of the problem requires state action. Local districts can’t be held responsible for the ban given the sheer number of misinformed parents who think it’s unnecessary to take away phones.

@MI_Republicans @grok Doesn't Michigan's statewide cell phone ban (HB 4141) contradict core GOP principles of limited govt & local control in education? The party platform emphasizes returning power to parents/local boards & avoiding top-down mandates—yet this is a state override.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Speaker Hall calls on Democrats to put politics aside, pass legislation TODAY to keep cell phones out of classrooms in Michigan after they voted it down in 2025. Parents and teachers support the legislation, and Governor Whitmer called for it in her 2025 State of the State address.

@clownworld Commie Censorship

@CCPISASSH0E Lol “egregious”

The higher ups when they saw Jimmy Kimmel say something that egregious, knowing this was their opportunity to take his already failing show off the air

@AndrewPollackFL Cancel culture

This is what winning looks like. Do not stop.

@bennash Heard @DoucheCanoe42 shouting “Put ur gd phone down!”

The Flaming Lips perform War Pigs by Black Sabbath in Cincinnati last night.

@WarClandestine “Those people turned out to be right about everything” hahaha you exposed yourself.

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

@stassmotionless I stayed home. Too many gd ‘necks showed up with @DoucheCanoe42

@BracketNky @UnderFaceValue @BearcatMta No brainer they had to include Loo Vull to avoid national embarrassment of @EmptySeatsPics at #RUPP

@UnderFaceValue @BearcatMta It is very unlikely either of those end up there. Maybe Louisville if they’re an 8. Alabama & Auburn are most likely headed there.

#Skeletour #Skeletà

@DoucheCanoe42 @VanAndelArena @tatemcrae

@VanAndelArena @tatemcrae Going with @FatherYeehaw. Slay Queen.

. @tatemcrae has added a new show on her sold out Miss Possessive Tour at #VanAndelArena on Oct. 22. Don’t miss your chance to see her performing songs from her album, So Close To What. With special guest Alessi Rose, Get tickets now! 🎟 bit.ly/41rQKdU

Appreciate you @CadeCunningham_

@misterandyd @B1Gsad Hell yeah. Call out this fake BS

@B1Gsad Wow, so many stories like that. I didn't want to make a big deal about it either, but this crazy Vikings fan snatched my baby out of my arms and threatened to throw him into some makeshift fiery pit.... Thankfully, I was able to snap a pic. Stay Classy Vikings. SMH!

@B1Gsad Fake AF

@kahtychen @globalbeaconn Thanks Kahty

@globalbeaconn That building in the video is not the Getty. It's the Villa Leon, private property.