Fatisel

#11,500 Almost 9 weeks old. Jos Please patronised us, if you don't need it, repost abeg, my customers might be on your tl...

@teemama2810 Hi dear, It's been a long time o...I'm doing well, i hope you too?

Hello @Fatis3l how have you been sis?

@peanutbuhtha @tomisin_ms Marie Antoinette. Exactly my thoughts when i saw it🤦🏻‍♀️

@tomisin_ms It’s giving “let them eat cake” so tone deaf

This is so crass. Honestly, this is the kind of thing people should actually be fixating on tonight and asking real questions about. Is that real bread? Is it dummy bread? Because even if it turns out to be fake, the visual alone is still deeply tone deaf. Bread is one of the most basic food staples. In a country where people are constantly talking about food inflation, hunger and poverty, a designer and a client sat down, brainstormed this concept, executed it and photographed it. The image screams excess and waste, and this idea shouldn’t be seen anywhere near high fashion artistry.

@Wulengme @Jamfat_ 🤣🤣😂😂well done sir🙌🏾

@Fatis3l @Jamfat_ Asalin dan Plateau ne ai!

Dear Jos people, Apart from Cold stone and cravings, what other Ice cream spots would you recommend?

Can't wait for this to become fashion 🥲

@Wulengme @Jamfat_ "Shetmen" 🤣🤣😂😂

@Jamfat_ Shetmen! I've been out of town for far too long

Right on my reading schedule, my mental health is top notch, I have grown spiritually this quarter and entered my “30 &hot” era Behind on health goals but Q2 looks promising.

My Pastor: No reward for "Sinners" Me:

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

@eziokwu4L @FEMMY466 🤣😂😂now, when you put it like that...🤣😂😂

@FEMMY466 Imagine your Buttocks being the source of your confidence 😂

Love that these procedures are getting more accessible to the masses. The elites will stop doing it because of classism and very soon, everybody will stop doing it and we will finally rest.

It can do, but only once.

De-center food?

Let the pros do it! Told my sister I’d DIY my wedding makeup. She roasted my ‘obsession’😂 .Almost went for it but booked a makeup artist last minute. The makeup was flawless,I had zero stress & it was pic-perfect.Sometimes ‘I got this’ needs to become ‘Let the pros handle it’

I think the Nigerian people living on another continent who used their resources to arrest and prosecute this nobody that looks like he's still writing JAMB should be feeling very happy and smug with their decision. Because this story encapsulates everything that is hopeless about Nigerian people. From the working-class-traitor diasporans who make their living from selling the social media equivalent of codeine to the people they left behind, and who choose to use the resources they extract to lord it over them instead of organising to do anything remotely positive in Nigeria; to the "law enforcement" whose definition of enforcing law is to do whatever anybody with some 3 kobo wants them to do; to the celebrity NGO lawyer who loves occurrences like this and doesn't want anything to change in Nigeria because Nigeria's dysfunction is how he justifies his dollar grants; to the wretched of the earth at the centre of the case who looks like he's still a virgin, but has already totally given up on himself and committed to a life of being utterly useless useless to himself and the world around him. It gives me no pleasure to say it, but the British and American colonial psychologists who created the post-independence Nigerian human mind were truly excellent at their job. They created the most perfect colonial subject in the world - a sorry native who can exist at depths of suffering unknown to man and still retain a ferociously anti-revolutionary mindset whose central animating tenet is to always deliberately sell the person next to you instead of even entertain the thought of teaming up with them to achieve something that might benefit the collective. Virgin-looking idiot: Uses monetised shitposting, rage-farming strategy to sell fellow Africans for American subsidy billionaire's monthly payout. Cannot conceive of anything bigger and more sustainable for himself. Already given up on living long or being useful to the planet before his 23rd birthday. Mr & Mrs Digital Codeine Purveyors: Sell fellow Africans for brand partnership payments, BTL PR campaign payments, American social media creator payouts, and everything in between. Lives in 1st world country, but income and way of life depends on extracting internet value from shrinking, desperately impoverished market back home in Nigeria. Do not see themselves as part of Nigerian collective, but as individuals who have "escaped." Eager to flex their newfound status as members of pseudo-elite diaspora class and perpetuate the dysfunction back home with their money instead of organising to contribute to a revolution in any way. Celebrity NGO lawyer: Sells his fellow Africans by pretending to fight their legal battles on their behalf, while actually putting on a kabuki theatre show for the benefit of American funding entities who will write him another cheque with many zeroes before the end of Q1 2026. Absolutely loves everything about the status quo because it guarantees him a well paid job, social currency, high levels of societal access, and future potential to rise into electoral positions with foreign backing and support. "Nigeria Police Force": Never stopped selling Africans since the days when it was a British anti-independence militia that used to arrest Nigerians campaigning for independence and lock them up at Kirikiri. Still selling Africans to whoever is willing to pay, with no concept of there possibly being something else it could do in the world forever and ever. A country populated by people who would be more useful to the world as organic fertiliser.

regards

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

Words that can never come out of my mouth.

I just watched one of the most alarming AI failures I’ve ever seen from Grok on this platform. It misidentified a Black man in a video as a monkey, repeatedly, and then doubled down on the mistake with jokes. This is textbook racial dehumanisation.

@dee_deevyne @_CatheSam i say make i annoy you thia night. 🤣😂😂😂

She goes what??? She goes what????

@its_yugee 🤣😂😂He say "im not a thief" 😂

Bruh, I’m tired of hiding abeg. I’m not a thief. I’ll suffer in silence, and when days of joy start coming in, I should still be quiet? THERE WILL BE SIGNS.