Phil Atkinson

The first thing Nigel Farage will introduce if he is elected is Health Insurance. The NHS correctly costs £200bn a year. In the USA Health Insurance is £14,000 a year per person £14,000 x 50m adults is £700bn a year. £500bn a year profit If you can't afford that you are dying

Same again come out lack lustre after half time and we wait to long to make subs #nufc

@NUFC What the hell is this

UNITED 👊

Newcastle’s campaign destroyed by dud strikers – this is how they fix it #nufc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

OPINION: Newcastle are worst team in Premier League and lucky to not be in relegation battle #Echobox=1776930268" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/42034…

@TransferNews £55 million grow up

Chelsea and Arsenal are leading the race to sign Lewis Hall this summer, with Newcastle expected to demand a fee in the region of £50–55M.

@NUFCJordd Big Dunc

Who wins? 👀

@theawayfans World Cup singles/doubles

You’re playing football with your mates as a kid... Score and you go through to the next round... but miss and you’re out. What did you call that game?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat and black pudding more egg and bacon hashbrowns

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@TheCinesthetic I actually laughed at this point Darth Mauls half brother appearing

In Insidious (2010), that first glimpse of the red-faced demon still hits like a shockwave.

@FAFO_TV When the video started I thought the guy in red had a giant foam finger

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@aaron_solberg_ Silence his doubters 😂😂😂 he scored a pen

I've never wanted to witness a downfall more than I do that of Fabrizio Romano... There's got to be some sort of scandal somewhere 🤞Right cunt! #NUFC

Without saying anything, how long have you been playing video games?

Most annoying thing about VAR is commentators saying “and VAR will be looking at that”….. aye we know it’s been around years now #nufc #FACup

@bushontheradio Crimble crumble

What are you having for your FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER?

Reply to this with an equally nerdy photo from your phone

The score board knows how upset spurs are they 1 2 cry. #thfc

@hoobydoobydoo Ticket to ride

NYE there'll be my daughter, her boyfriend and me so we can't play any games that need 2 teams. Any good games that 3 can play, apart from Scrabble?

@EPLBible Quite funny given the number of times Man City players kicked the ball away yesterday and don’t get booked

Wolves player sent off for kicking the ball away… This is what you get when a referee who has never played the game before is in charge. 🤦‍♂️ x.com/TheGoonerz1/st…