Money_magnet

Infection: avoid the unhappy and unlucky.

@kenkenlewu That's what happens when you go on a date with one of the wretcheds of the earth.

“You asked me on a date, and I said okay, let’s give it a try. On that date, you asked me to order what I wanted, which I did. Thank God, I just ordered stir-fried pasta and chicken with a juice. After the meal, they brought the bill. The bill was about ₦52,000, and you told me to send my part to you. Like is this even normal? You came to me for a date I never told you I wanted one. Imagine I didn't have money or I didn’t come with money for that date, what would have happened? Please, if a guy asks you out on a date, go with your money, because you can be d!s@ppointed oo. I calmly paid the whole ₦52,000 and left. I even bl0ck£d him instantly because, what the h£ck? I was on my own. You texted me that you like me, you want to see me, and now we are seeing, you’re asking me to pay for what we bought? Thank God I wasn't even gr££dy with my order. Imagine I was gr££dy, I would have been disgr@ced. If a guy tells you to come out, please just buy what you can afford and pay...” Lady stirs debate online after sharing how she paid ₦52k on a date after the man who invited her asked her to cover her part of the bill.

@views999 What if there's sinking sand on the shorter looking route ? Geography is involved.

Why do engineers do this? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

The smartest people are all self taught, even if they went to school.

@UgoLagos 🤣

@Fave_WINS How I go chop this kain thing You no rate me oh

I don't understand some of these hotels 😭

@BamaSaltyMarine 🤣 🤣 🤣

My young grandson called the other day to wish me happy birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 77. He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, did you start at 1?

@AjeboWriter 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I was washing my car one weekend, okay, maybe not washing, just cleaning because I'm very lazy when it comes to washing anything I was just about done when a man probably in his early or late 40's hollered a few feet away, "Hello boy!" 'Boy?' I looked around to see who he was calling boy and then realized it was just the both of us I turned and looked at him, he had a pot belly with a clean shaved head and wore a tight jersey that made his belly look like early pregnancy, on a black shorts with flip-flops. I then realized he must be one of the neighbors. I live in one of this mind your business compounds, and the houses are built in such a way that you can live for a year and never get to see your neighbors, and my work schedule isn't helping matters even though I'm a year plus in the estate. I leave very early because of traffic and come back very late, because of traffic I noticed he watched me for a sec & then he said, "Good morning sir." U know how back then when we were younger, u'll walk past an elderly person & they greet you first to teach you to greet your elders and even add sir? That was the way he greeted me. I was in a very good mood that morning so I just Ignored and pretended to be a gentleman "Good morning" I replied without looking at him, I kept cleaning the car "I want to go out in the next 30 minutes, I want you to clean my car when you're done with your daddy's car. I'll give you a thousand naira." "You want me to clean your car after I'm done with my daddy's car?" I asked, shocked to my boxers

@Yg3706541361875 @General_Somto If he started the trip then the passenger can't cancel it, she can only end it and money must reflect. Its possible he didn't start the trip at all and just continued to her destination

@Fave_WINS @General_Somto He started the trip but she canceled it as soon as he got to the destination so e mean say they no go pay am. It’s like he did not even pick her up

“Why Did You Purposely Cancel The Ride After I Dropped You Off At Your Destination? You Must Pay Me My Money.” ~ Altercation Between Popular Korean Content Creator/Skit Maker And An Uber Driver In Lagos State.

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@General_Somto Grandma from hell😳

A 4-Year-Old Boy Suffered Severe Burn Injuries After His Grandmother, Poured Boiling Water On Him Because He Accidentally Sprayed Color On Her While Playing. CCTV Footage Shows The Woman Reacting In Anger And Throwing The Hot Water At The Child. 💔😢💔

Neverrrrrrr re-friend or re-family anyone back into your life if they’ve tried to ruin your character, finances, or relationships. A snake may shed its skin, but it’s still a snake. Alwayyyyyyys.

@sfergs_ I plan to visit the Caribbeans, spend some time there. I actually need friends from the region

If you’re ever wondering who’s watching those low budget nollywood movies on Youtube, its Caribbean aunties during the day while they’re folding up their laundry😭

@AdageorgeA @gtbank @gtbank_help @gtbank pls return her money,stop frustrating your customers, its unacceptable to steal from your customer

This morning I'm calling on @gtbank to return my money before Friday @gtbank_help return my money before Friday @gtbank you must return my money before Friday @gtbank_help you must return my money before Friday @gtbank you must return my money before Friday @gtbank_help you must return my money before Friday. Money was removed from my account on the 3rd of march and i was in your branch in 15 minutes when it was removed My card has been destroyed since 2014, I destroyed it myself .. because GTb is my savings account... Are you saying that inside the soak away that I put it, the shit was the one that transferred money to abroad.. @gtbank give my money @gtbank_help I won't be waiting for 45 days... @cenbank this what banks are doing stealing from people.. @gtbank_help Pls kindly help me retweet @gtbank tell your father and your family members to wait for 45-90 days

@oma22k Nobody is at fault, she took permission since her presence at the event was really important to her, HR informed her of her resumption date wgich she couldn't meet up with, let her look for another job since it seems like they can do without her at work.

She approached the HR, explaining that she wanted permission to attend her mother’s function in the village. As an only daughter, it was a once-in-a-lifetime event, and she couldn’t afford to miss it. The HR asked her to send an email formally requesting leave, which she did. Confident that everything was in order, she didn’t wait for a formal confirmation before traveling. On the 1st of January, the HR called to confirm her resumption date, and she replied that she would be back on the 4th. Upon arriving at work, she was handed her termination letter. She was shocked, having assumed that she and HR were on the same page regarding her leave. Who is at fault here?

His tired is tired🤣🤣

@Halee_marh123 Make guava leaf tea 🍵 and you'll be fine

For someone with a stomach ulcer, does drinking milk help soothe the pain or does it end up increasing it? I’m getting conflicting information.

@ptreatshaven Of course, if you want it to freeze fast you switch it up to the maximum on the regulator and if you want it to not freeze but chill your items then you reduce it to minimum or a bit above the minimum on its regulator.

I just found out that freezers have a fridge feature too. Like if you don’t want your items frozen but you just want them chilled, you can still achieve it with a freezer. Interesting 🤔