Fay Leyfield

Never buy from @scssofas. Christmas delivery obviously didn't happen and then they send a sofa that won't fit through a normal door frame and it can't come apart. Too heavy for their drivers to lift. Why are you selling sofas that don't fit in houses?!?!

Hi - I am looking for a home security expert or social media expert to comment on celebrity break ins. Please get in touch! Thanks #journorequest

🫶 when your husband is a top Villan..

This is our striker.

👌👌👌

@MrJasonChester Noooo

@Fay_Strang The 6:07 to Stourbridge. The 5:37 was just leaving as I got to Marylebone. I wish I was on the 5:37!

All food should be banned from public transport and crisp eating in confined spaces should be punishable by hanging. Make it happen Rishi. Way more important than Rwanda. 😐

@Bluebookballoon @Wackyal123 @chilternrailway Wow. Look forward to a similar tweet in another ten when I am still sitting on the floor of the train 🙄

Every time I get on @chilternrailway recently, there are no seats. Currently on the floor with my three year old for an hour journey squashed next to another family. And have paid nearly 40 quid for the pleasure. Cheers

@chilternrailway I understand that but what plans do you have to increase the number of carriages? People shouldn't be paying to sit on the floor

@Fay_Strang I am sorry for your journey. I understand your frustration, we are using all carriages available to us but i do apologise. ^TM

@tillyontelly How have you not told me this

I auditioned to be in S Club Juniors when I was a kid but was told I was 'too big' to be in the band by the TV producers.

Fair play #LoveIsland

@ellie_henman Love this Ellie - such a natural x

I, quite frankly, wish I'd made more of an effort with my appearance at work on this day!

@byAlexPerry You are going to love it!! It was so emotional!

@Fay_Strang I've got tickets for tomorrow in Birmingham and I'm already welling up

In case anyone was interested. Turns out there are a lot of scammers out there when it comes to trying to buy last minute tickets on Twitter 🤦‍♀️. Will not be trying that again!!😂

Is there anyone at the o2 right now selling a Blink 182 ticket? 🙏 been let down last minute

Is anyone selling one ticket to Blink 182 on Thursday in London? 🙏🙏🙏

@tillyjeanette @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 That is insane!

When I sent the email to @taylorswift13’s people I was thinking AT BEST we’d get like, a pre-done signed photo they had stacks of in the office ready to go. This was next level, beyond cool to give to my friend, a year on from her nearly dying. @taylornation13 is unmatched.

why has this made me laugh so much