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@HaziKat @PickliciousF @musicalcrochet Ooh! How much?? 😻

😺Apparently there’s money to be made in ‘feet’ pics & I’m hoping my Pickle @PickliciousF will advise me on my new oppawtunity with her trusted business acumen.😻 Thanks Tabitha @musicalcrochet for inspiring my new venture.😺 #CatsofTwitter #CatsofX #Cats

@PickliciousF @MrTtheTaco Great work 😹

@Faymwilliams @MrTtheTaco Oh he’s dead, Monty

Time for @MrTtheTaco

@PickliciousF Tickle me 😻

If you tickle my tummy or brush me or scritch me with the scritcher & I put my paw behind my ear like this that means you’ve hit the sweet spot!

@HaziKat I’d blame the magpie 🪶

@Faymwilliams 😺Mum is actually blaming a big black bird but I’m lying low in case the wind changes.

😼It’s kicking off here! I drew Mum’s attention to a pigeon who had taken ill on my lawn. She’s launched a full scale murder enquiry & I’ve had to account for my whereabouts during the hours of 8-12. 🙀 I’m pretending to be asleep as there’s no blood on my paws. #CatsofX #Cats

@FatSandra1 Baltic? 🥶

@Faymwilliams Very 😾

Mum bought dad one of those heated throws………I’m just testing it 😹🤣 #CatsOfX #meezers

@HaziKat You can’t beat a big of cheese 🧀

😿I’m SO annoyed with myself. I fell foul of a piece of vintage cheddar stashed with drugs. I do not condone this type of behaviour & am cross I didn’t heed the warnings. Cheese is my big weakness & I succumbed to it. I’m sulking now. Flippin worm tablet…. #CatsofTwitter #Cats

@GonzotheCat1 @FatEric2025 @PickliciousF @TowelyTowel @MrTtheTaco @LioneltheLemon @FelineFriendsUK @AllDogsMatter Oh please do Eric 😺

@FatEric2025 @PickliciousF @TowelyTowel @MrTtheTaco @LioneltheLemon @FelineFriendsUK @AllDogsMatter Of course you're in the book, Eric! Ask Pickle or your mummy to show you. Maybe you could be a promo forgi. 🦊🐶

Thank you to everyone who's still buying #PickleNewHouse! ❤️📗😺🐶 The back cover has @PickliciousF's friends: @TowelyTowel, Mr Banana, @FatEric2025's emotional support Prawn, @MrTtheTaco, @LioneltheLemon, Crabby Crab & Mr Sprout. All profits to @FelineFriendsUK & @AllDogsMatter.

@HaziKat 😹😹

😹It’s ‘Wormy Tablet Day’ or as I like to call it-‘Treat Day’. I’ve had 7 treats so far & still no wormy tablet. I did take it into my mouth once to keep up her motivation…… but spat it out as she was celebrating. More treats later. #CleverHari #CatsOfTwitter #CatsofX #Cats

@PickliciousF Nooo don’t do it 🙀

I’m exhausted from my 24 hour kissing booth marathon. I’ve finally made my fortune!! I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams! I was trying to think how best to invest it & coincidentally I got a call from a Mr McMonty McMontague who needs investors for his sporran business. Interesting

@PickliciousF I’m on the way, can I pay with Kitcoin?

@Faymwilliams Special offer: £258.73

Kissing Booth! £250 for 1, £550 for 2!

@rickygervais @GonzotheCat1 Ask Pickle to promote it! @PickliciousF

My new series ALLEY CATS comes to Netflix on 7 August. I've never been so excited/worried about any show since The Office. There's nothing like it. And as with all my work, some people will hate it & some will fucking love it. But how can I make sure everyone watches it? Help!

@GonzotheCat1 @PickliciousF @TowelyTowel @FatEric2025 @MrTtheTaco @LioneltheLemon @FelineFriendsUK @AllDogsMatter I love it (and the others!)

@PickliciousF Send him to the tennis court - they could play together!

We have foxy babies in our garden and now this idiot sits at the window all day desperate for them to notice him.

@JaneFallon @MichaelJBooks Brilliant!

Look who’s shown up on the cute jigsaw my lovely publishers @MichaelJBooks sent me ❤️#Pickle

@GonzotheCat1 Wild beasts

They're drinking my water and getting into my plant pots! 🙀

@squizzy36 @HaziKat @PickliciousF 😹😹

We've a new sport for @HaziKat & @PickliciousF