Klark𓇼
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30 years time this is gonna be the most physically disabled generation in history
Hoops@Hoopss
There’s a surgeon in Beverly Hills who does eye color change surgery and… it looks so bad… Example. Typical green eyes, left. Green eyes 2 months post-op via him, right.
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So I’m on my lunch break & I just stopped by the bank & deposited $40 dollars in my account. This older woman looked at me, laughed & said , “You might as well not even have a bank account.” So I looked at the teller & said, “Can you read me my balance, please?” She said sure, your balance is now $25,325.00. I looked back at the customer, her mouth was dang near to the floor! I just smiled & walked out 🙄😩
Moral of the story is, have a homegirl at the bank so you can shut these haters up 😭
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I walked out of the cinema annoyed, arms crossed, barely talking.
My boyfriend kept asking, “What’s wrong?”
I finally snapped, “The movie was so bad. The superhero wasn’t even attractive.”
He went quiet.
Later that night, his phone lit up. A message. A name I didn’t recognize.
I opened it.
Turns out, while I was sitting there complaining about a fictional character not being “good enough”…
he was already entertaining someone else.
That’s when it hit me.
I wasn’t watching the wrong movie..
I was dating the wrong man.
idk what to do cz i am madly in love with her...
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