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No woman begs for preek offline, stop lying
Palmer10@PalmerErrandboy
Drag us online, beg for preek offline
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@yabaleftonline Oga rest … most ladies these days work
They sell perfumes 💔😂
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My mom told me not to settle with a woman who doesn’t have a job, no matter how much I love her - Singer Chike.
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@mercy_ninian If you cry finish go back to your Airtel umbrella and plastic stool
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@nobdylikesaisha @pbnk14 People dey use toto piss,You dey use your own eat 😂
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If una broke shame us finish, una go still pay for uber, dresses,wigs and dates.
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@AdedoyinOo99252 @jon_d_doe Wonderful.
Can't access your dm
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It's not even sweet.
May be that is why some men can go for a second round after 30 mins.
If you release inside and the vagina clamps your penis very well, you'd get to climax and very sweet.
Then you sleep off thereafter.
Ezeiyi@v_ezeiyi
@jon_d_doe Make person get seizure/epilepsy in the name of withdrawal... Not me... Never...
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@Federal180 @AtewonS @LeninPark4 Even if we don break up today, she still deserves that egg more than a grown man hiding his 200 naira.
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This happened about two years ago and you kept it to yourself. You never brought it up to me to say you felt bad about what happened, but you had to bring it to Twitter.
You didn’t tell them I was the one who cooked the food that day. You didn’t tell them I was the one who went to buy the eggs. We had lived together for almost a year, and you of all people knew I never put one egg on my meal
I even asked you before I went to buy it, and you said you didn’t have money when I knew you did.
You think I had money to waste? I didn’t have money too, yet I still bought two. If you really wanted egg that day, you would have dropped. Egg was just 200 naira
You also didn’t tell them how you tried to make me look like a stingy person in front of my babe. What kind of entitlement is that, on top my own money?
BIG VIRG | Fanatix ⚽️@drealbigvirg
His babe came over, and we decided to cook for the three of us. He asked me for money for egg. I really didn’t have , so he went out and bought two eggs for himself and his babe as he could only afford for two people .. No problem. When it was time to eat, he dished the food and put egg on both his babe's food and his. His babe then said she doesn’t eat eggs and asked him to remove it. You would think the next thing was for him to put it on my food 💀 When I saw he was about to put it on his own food, I asked him to give me instead since he initially planned to give his babe and now she doesn't want it. He said he couldn't eat just one egg, that he always put two eggs on his food and he bought two initially because he was broke. So he ate two eggs while I ate my food like that. I kept quiet since his babe was around. But one thing I know for sure is that if the roles were reversed, I would have given the egg to the person who didn’t have any instead of eating two. When he came back, he was angry that I tried to make him look bad in front of his babe. And honestly, he was right. He bought the egg with his money, so I had no right to feel entitled 😊
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@AtewonS @LeninPark4 Which part no clear? Babe privileges and roommate privileges no be the same thing, especially when the roommate dey hide money
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@Emmanuellatheo @whoisdike_ @amskyye @ChuksEricE If you insult me , Na me know the person wey i go insult back for your family aje 😂
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@whoisdike_ @amskyye @ChuksEricE I have the same right to extend it to whoever comes to mind.
It’s absurd to think that you can freely call me that and expect it to just stay between us.
You should think.
You have a head for a reason. Or is it lacking a brain???
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@topzy28 @republc_of_mars We wey our father never die but we day struggle like fatherless pikin offend God
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@Feeztm One nigga go still collect. He will be consolation by the term that it is still the first body.
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No Nigerian woman is even leaving abroad and relocating back to Nigeria for a broke, struggling man.
I don't even need to hear Segun's side of the story, he did absolutely nothing wrong.
"Women are the Prize", we agree. Bro wants another prize. The other Prize should move on.
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@queenbeth____ Then she should fly back and start her life or women can’t live life without a man’s input?
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"E sha ma lo protection"? Girl where is your self worth?
The relationship between you both has been on and off for 13 years, yet he asked you to relocate back to Lagos and you left your new job, got on a flight, and returned just like that? if you cannot love yourself first ehnn, you go see shege
Risi Arab Money@OyinLadun0
Ending your 13 years relationship through a VN is craAy sha. According to Segun Johnson’s ex gf,she was based in the uk when he asked her to move back to Nigeria,even after she just secured a job at that time. Mama moved back o only to catch him cheating 2 weeks after. Sent her a break up vn that he has someone else😭😭 Why ask her to leave her life in the uk when you knew you already had another woman in the uk?Some sacrifices aren’t just worth making for a man. The same man wouldn’t leave the uk to relocate to Nigeria if the roles were reversed.
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N1k. Although I often pay more than that because he is undercharging.
This reminds me of something. My Barber has been cutting my hair for 15 years (excluding the years I was abroad). Last December, I went to cut my hair and I was told he travelled to the village. I don't like changing barber but I had no choice. I dey vex but I went to another place closer to my house and he charged me N10k.
My Barber returned in January and I told him he travelled early because I couldn't find him when I came. He said he lost his mom so he went to bury her. I didn't even know what to say. When he was done, I sent him N50k because I know he had spent a lot.
YH@Yemihazan
Men, how much does your barber now charge you for haircut in this economy?
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